So my cousin asked me to borrow my:
 

The other night my cousin had showed me a picture of this blonde he was supposed to go out with on the fourth, and wanted to know if he could borrow my truck. Said he would give me $100.00, it's not about the money he is sporting a 2000 green Dodge Neon and i guess he is embarresed about the green machine. They been talking via e:mail and i don't know if he told her this was his ride or not. I was doing lawncare with a mutual friend yesterday who works for me and had spoke of my cuz's date and how the last time he had taken this other girl out he didn't pay for her meal. I said that is dating 101. So he had meet up with us later that afternoon and asked me in front of everybody else if he could use the Ford sat. night, i said sure no problem. I asked him do you plan on buying her dinner and he said no, i told him dude you got to buy her dinner are you a jackass, telling from the pic this girl is preety smokin and so far he don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of ever going out with her agian. I asked him where he was taking her and he said this place called Bristol, real nice place average meal $30 to $50 dollars a person. If he drops the bomb shell of not paying when it comes to paying he'll be riding solo on the way home. i told him dude, buy her a frekin #1 from Mcdonalds atleast your paying for her meal. What an idiot, now he's made at me for preaching at him.

Bristol's is more like 100 a person. If he doesn't pay , I guarantee she will flip.

Wow i didn't know it was that kinda place, way way out of his price range. I never been there, like to. They say they have great steaks. Maybe he can go there for water and an order of toasted ravs

have him take the 100 he was going to give you, buy her a ticket on southwest, fly her to phoenix, and ill show her what shes been missing.

Real Highend Seafood resturant. Probably the best in St. Louis

If he can't understand the most basic of fundamental rules of dating, then he deserves to be doomed. Not having an ounce of chivalry is surprising. Even sleezebags utilize it when all they want is to get in a girl's pants.

You have to remember this is the same guy that called me a yuppie for buying the Z

No send her down to Texas. Because everything is bigger in Texas. :happydance:

Missouri is the Show Me state, she's going to say show me the money.

Your cousin doesn't stand a chance, but best of luck to him.

I hope we are getting updates on what happens on this date

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I left in the z at 5, headed out to the parents for a bbq and he had called me asking once again if he could use the truck. I said sure the keys are the kitchen table. So thats where i stand at this point. Just got home and my[ATTACH][/ATTACH]2954 is gone. Good luck mister tight A%@

If there are two things I've learned from Judge Judy, it's never let friends borrow money, and never let anyone borrow vehicles.

I know, i know. I don't want to think about. Atleast he can't afford to by any beer.He works for me and dosen't want any money, just the truck every once and a great while. If something happends he owns the truck, with a big time bill. Oh don't worry he'll never see the driver's side of the z or the bars of the cbr. I figure with the truck heaven forbid it shouldn't get too damaged in a fender bender.