So my cousin asked me to borrow my:

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The other night my cousin had showed me a picture of this blonde he was supposed to go out with on the fourth, and wanted to know if he could borrow my truck. Said he would give me $100.00, it's not about the money he is sporting a 2000 green Dodge Neon and i guess he is embarresed about the green machine. They been talking via e:mail and i don't know if he told her this was his ride or not. I was doing lawncare with a mutual friend yesterday who works for me and had spoke of my cuz's date and how the last time he had taken this other girl out he didn't pay for her meal. I said that is dating 101. So he had meet up with us later that afternoon and asked me in front of everybody else if he could use the Ford sat. night, i said sure no problem. I asked him do you plan on buying her dinner and he said no, i told him dude you got to buy her dinner are you a jackass, telling from the pic this girl is preety smokin and so far he don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of ever going out with her agian. I asked him where he was taking her and he said this place called Bristol, real nice place average meal $30 to $50 dollars a person. If he drops the bomb shell of not paying when it comes to paying he'll be riding solo on the way home. i told him dude, buy her a frekin #1 from Mcdonalds atleast your paying for her meal. What an idiot, now he's made at me for preaching at him.

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