The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) II

ZMan8 · 12-05-2012, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Hey fellas!! My reps will be late tonight, as soon as I get off, Im off to pick up Black Ops 2 for the PS3. Thanks for the support!

Let me know how it is.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

Nismo89 · 12-05-2012, 04:47 PM

geez temp is dropping down to 28 degrees tonight with this cold front

Rooster89 · 12-05-2012, 05:14 PM

Found this today on "Awesome Sh1t My Drill Sergeant said" and had one of the best laughs i had in a while. I figure I would share it here.

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Submitted by Kody
Fort Knox.
In order to set the story up I will let you know that I am a 5th generation war veteran, so I come from a long line of military men, all Infantry types, except for me who went 19D.
For those of you who don't know Scout school is 16 weeks OSUT. 16 weeks of the same Drill Sargeants.

It was approximately week 10 and so far I had managed to fly under the radar. I figured if I could keep quite and out of the way I wouldn't be paid any "special attention."
We were on the Ready Line for mail call when our SDS picked up a package and looked at me and smiled the most menacing smile I had, or have, ever seen. He put the package to the side and when he had finished mail call he told us to go form up for PM chow.
After about 45 minutes of standing in formation the Troop's Drill Sargeant's cam walking out of the barracks to take us to chow, which was unusual because by that time only 2 Drill Sargeants were taking us to chow. I was in the last row of 3rd Platoon's formation when 2nd platoon's SDS came up behind me and whispered in my ear, "I'm going to ******* enjoy this."

I remember trying to think of what I had messed up or why he would say that to me.
My platoon's SDS took charge of the Troop's formation and yelled, "TROOP ATTENTION!! PRIVATE R POST!!"
I stood there for a split second confused. Had he just called my name? What was going on?
"I SAID POST GODDAMN IT!!" I was completely numb, but somehow found my way to the front of the Troop.
SDS: "Why don't you tell the Troop what we were doing just before formation."
Me: "Mail call Drill Sargeant."
SDS: "Did you get any mail Private?"
Me: "No Drill Sargeant."
SDS: "Well I did." (By this time I was more confused than a gay man in a strip club.) "why don't you go ahead and read this to the Troop."
He hand me the package that I had seen during mail call earlier and I reached in and while I was pulling out the letter; a baby blanket, a pacifier, and a teddy bear fell out.

"Dear Mr. Drill Sargeant,
Thank you so much for watching after my very special boy while he attends what he calls Day Camp. He says that his SDS is a pansy, what does he mean by that? He left in such a hurry that he forgot to pack properly. He left behind his binky, his blanky, and Mr. Boo Boo. Will you please make sure that he gets these items? I sure would appreciate it.
With love,
His Daddy."
While I was reading the letter the privates in formation were trying their hardest not to bust up laughing, but were failing horribly. The other DS's were making their cat calls at me.
My SDS: "Does your "Daddy" hate you private?"
I was completely mortified.
Me: "N-N-No Drill Sargeant."
During the chow line and everyday until graduation I had to walk around with a pacifier in my mouth, that damn blanket draped over my shoulder, and holding Mr Boo Boo's hand. He had become my new battle buddy.
A couple days later I had a chance to call my dad and when I told him what had happened I had to listen to him laugh uncontrollably until my time on the phone was up.
All these years later as I come up on my ETS I still look back on that experience and laugh my *** off, but back then I probably would have killed my own father.

GaleForce · 12-05-2012, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Nice avatar

Thanks Jar. It was Mu's idea

GaleForce · 12-05-2012, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Holy Reverse Cowgirl Batman! Gale, look at your post count! You need to make sure you combine your current avatar with a screenshot of your post count at 6969 for super avatar

Awesome idea! Now I need to remember to keep and eye on that... I'll probably roll over the rep points before I hit 6969... I'll see what I can do.

Dzel · 12-05-2012, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rooster89

Found this today on "Awesome Sh1t My Drill Sergeant said" and had one of the best laughs i had in a while. I figure I would share it here.

: roflpuke2:

:in outroflpuke:

:inoutro flpuke:

:inoutroflpuk e:

JARblue · 12-05-2012, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

Awesome idea! Now I need to remember to keep and eye on that... I'll probably roll over the rep points before I hit 6969... I'll see what I can do.

Just make sure you keep the rep screenshot and then you can combine them after you screenshot the post count.

GaleForce · 12-05-2012, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Just make sure you keep the rep screenshot and then you can combine them after you screenshot the post count.

You read my mind bud

We are evil geniuses!

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JARblue · 12-05-2012, 05:40 PM

I like 'evil geniuses' better

GaleForce · 12-05-2012, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I like 'evil geniuses' better

Me too. Those were my wife's words.

Pintsize725 · 12-05-2012, 05:47 PM

JAR, Chuy's......NAO!!

JARblue · 12-05-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

Me too. Those were my wife's words.

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

JAR, Chuy's......NAO!!

Oh that's so tempting. You probably would have gotten your wish if I hadn't just gone to the grocery store for dinner tonight.

JARblue · 12-05-2012, 05:59 PM

oh and speaking of using the Z for utility purposes, I really want to strap a christmas tree on top of the Z

Pintsize725 · 12-05-2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Oh that's so tempting. You probably would have gotten your wish if I hadn't just gone to the grocery store for dinner tonight.

There is always tomorrow and then Friday and then Saturday!

I'm actually going there Friday for happy hour, kicking off at 4:30.

JARblue · 12-05-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

There is always tomorrow and then Friday and then Saturday!

I'm actually going there Friday for happy hour, kicking off at 4:30.

I like the way you think

I'll keep that in mind and get back to you

12-05-2012, 04:47 PM	#6197 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	geez temp is dropping down to 28 degrees tonight with this cold front __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

12-05-2012, 05:40 PM	#6204 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 44 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	I like 'evil geniuses' better __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

12-05-2012, 05:47 PM	#6206 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211845	JAR, Chuy's......NAO!! __________________ Tracie

12-05-2012, 05:59 PM	#6208 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 44 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	oh and speaking of using the Z for utility purposes, I really want to strap a christmas tree on top of the Z Pintsize725 and blackcherry20 like this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

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