Survey question

RiCharlie · 06-23-2012, 04:04 PM

Okay gang..let's see who can come up with the best answer to this question.

You are driving your Z considerably above the legal speed limit when you see those awful flashing lights behind you.. The cop pulls you over and asks for license and registration. As you are doing this you notice a young woman..very shapely and wearing tight clothing walking toward toward you. You smile at the policeman and tell him in GREAT DETAIL exactly what you would do to that girl if you had the chance!!! Hoping for a bit of male bonding.

The young woman walks over to the cop and addresses him with the words, "Hello Dad"

What do you now do or say...

I have an answer that I think worth trying but I want to hear from others first..

DarkZ · 06-23-2012, 04:34 PM

Sorry officer, it was kinda hard to notice the family resemblance with that doughnut in your mouth.

Hey baby, can I get you a drink? I'm sure I have an open container of something in here.

Speaking of "checking out the trunk".

So officer, I bet you named her Miranda... right?

TreeSemdyZee · 06-23-2012, 04:55 PM

Something about donuts and being creme-filled.

SPOHN · 06-23-2012, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkZ

Speaking of "checking out the trunk".

So officer, I bet you named her Miranda... right?

But wrong section though

gurneyeagle · 06-23-2012, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RiCharlie

Okay gang..let's see who can come up with the best answer to this question.

You are driving your Z considerably above the legal speed limit when you see those awful flashing lights behind you.. The cop pulls you over and asks for license and registration. As you are doing this you notice a young woman..very shapely and wearing tight clothing walking toward toward you. You smile at the policeman and tell him in GREAT DETAIL exactly what you would do to that girl if you had the chance!!!

The young woman walks over to the cop and addresses him with the words, "Hello Dad"

What do you now do or say...

I have an answer that I think worth trying but I want to hear from others first..

Seriously?

SPOHN · 06-23-2012, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gurneyeagle

Seriously?

This to. There's no way this happened.

gurneyeagle · 06-23-2012, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPOHN

This to. There's no way this happened.

He's posed this as a what-if. I just think it's low-rent and immature. Definitely a candidate for the ken-san ignore list.

I guess the inevitable forum slide is beginning.

ZMan8 · 06-23-2012, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gurneyeagle

He's posed this as a what-if. I just think it's low-rent and immature. Definitely a candidate for the ken-san ignore list.

I guess the inevitable forum slide is beginning.

Isamu · 06-23-2012, 08:53 PM

IBTL

eastwest2300 · 06-23-2012, 10:26 PM

RiCharlie · 06-23-2012, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gurneyeagle

He's posed this as a what-if. I just think it's low-rent and immature. Definitely a candidate for the ken-san ignore list.

I guess the inevitable forum slide is beginning.

Actually this was a question asked on a tongue-in-cheek questionnaire about sales aptitude that someone sent to me,.(What do you say if you are having lunch with a client and a woman walks in,...ect..),.I modified it for this site...,..I thought some people might have a laugh but i guess that applies only to those of us with a "low rent" "immature" sense of humor...Guess I am just immature ..what can i say...Its my genetic make up....sorry to offend you, old man..Maybe someday i'll grow up and us "low renters" will join you "one percenters"..

eastwest2300 · 06-23-2012, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RiCharlie

Actually this was a question asked on a tongue-in-cheek questionnaire about sales aptitude that someone sent to me,.,.I modified it for this site...,..I thought some people might have a laugh but i guess that applies only to those with a sense of humor..which obviously leaves you out..Guess I am just immature .sorry to offend you, old man..

I thought it was funny...

RiCharlie · 06-23-2012, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

I thought it was funny...

Well I guess you and I are just low rent and immature,..not the sophisticate that Tex with the G37 over there is ..but we can hope..

eastwest2300 · 06-23-2012, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiCharlie

Well I guess you and I are just low rent and immature,..not the sophisticate that Tex over there is ..but we can hope..

Dude, I dont take life too seriously, life's short, and having a good laugh is actually good for the body. So thanks for posting it!

06-23-2012, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
RiCharlie Track Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Johnston RI Posts: 857 Drives: 370 Touring Spt A/t Rep Power: 16	Survey question Okay gang..let's see who can come up with the best answer to this question. You are driving your Z considerably above the legal speed limit when you see those awful flashing lights behind you.. The cop pulls you over and asks for license and registration. As you are doing this you notice a young woman..very shapely and wearing tight clothing walking toward toward you. You smile at the policeman and tell him in GREAT DETAIL exactly what you would do to that girl if you had the chance!!! Hoping for a bit of male bonding. The young woman walks over to the cop and addresses him with the words, "Hello Dad" What do you now do or say... I have an answer that I think worth trying but I want to hear from others first.. Last edited by RiCharlie; 06-23-2012 at 06:18 PM.

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06-23-2012, 04:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
DarkZ Base Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Atlanta GA Posts: 76 Drives: 10 BCherry 6MT Sport Rep Power: 15	Sorry officer, it was kinda hard to notice the family resemblance with that doughnut in your mouth. Hey baby, can I get you a drink? I'm sure I have an open container of something in here. Speaking of "checking out the trunk". So officer, I bet you named her Miranda... right?

06-23-2012, 04:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
TreeSemdyZee Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kentuck-IANA Age: 60 Posts: 4,885 Drives: '09 370 & ‘14 Juke Rep Power: 27408	Something about donuts and being creme-filled.