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AK370Z · 06-08-2009, 03:03 AM

I stopped by KERBECK the other day to check out the New CAmaro SS. Loved the car. Probably wouldn't mind driving it. Since I drove Camaro before, I still have that little weakness for it. Here's a picture I took. I was tempted to add a caption ...haha (please note that it's a fun edit. I love the Camaro just like the Z)

Can you picture the Z REVVING it's engine and saying the caption?

GreenJalapeno · 06-08-2009, 03:36 AM

ahahha i can imagine the camaro farts

frost · 06-09-2009, 12:02 AM

frost · 06-09-2009, 12:13 AM

Housing crisis solved

Anatoray · 06-09-2009, 12:20 AM

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda creepy when there's guys in there too lol.

AK370Z · 06-09-2009, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Anatoray

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda creepy when there's guys in there too lol.

Junior370z · 06-09-2009, 12:27 AM

You mean that guy giving the thumbs up LOL!!!

Can you say uuuugggglllllyyyyy!!!! She's looking forward to put a **** in her mouth LOL!

molamann · 06-09-2009, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

Housing crisis solved

Do they only cater in one department? Where's the black chick? Asian chick? Hispanic chick? I want variety damn it.

semtex · 06-09-2009, 09:04 AM

Yeah the one on the end with her thumb up needs to put a bag over her head. But to be fair, she's not the only one.

semtex · 06-09-2009, 12:05 PM

Have I ever shown you guys a pic of my younger brother? This is one of his school pics from high school. He's a bit of a retard.

GreenJalapeno · 06-09-2009, 12:33 PM

^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

semtex · 06-09-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenJalapeno

^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

Yep. You should have seen the look on my mom's face when he brought the prints home.

semtex · 06-09-2009, 12:53 PM

I should probably expand a little on my brother to give you guys some context on his personality. I'll provide two case studies.

Case study 1. My brother once decided it'd be a good idea to break up with a girl by having one of his friends call her to tell her that he got hit by a car and was dead. The girl was upset, of course, so her mom asked her what the problem was. When her mom heard that my brother was dead, she called my mom to express her condolences. Of course, it was news to my mom that my brother had been hit by a car, and he was out of the house that day, so it was entirely plausible. I came home to find my mother freaking out and frantically calling all the area hospitals. I soon took over and started asking all the hospitals if they had any asian john does come in that day. You see, he didn't carry any ID, but I'll explain more about that in case study 2. So here we are, freaking out, and guess who saunters in through the door? Yeah, Studly Wondernuts himself. That's when he explains that he just thought it'd be a good way to break up with her so she'd stop calling him.

Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them. So the clerks called the cops on him, and the cops arrested him for being a public nuisance. Funny, right? But wait, it gets better. He made a regular habit of not carrying ID because he anticipated getting into trouble. So the cops asked him for his name, and he decided to give them a fake name that he made up. The cops punched it into the computer, and it came back with three felony warrants! LOL!!! Oh man, I wish I could've seen the look on his face. So they hauled his butt down to the station and held him for 6 hours, telling him that they've been looking for him, he's going away for at least 20 years, etc. Just raking him over the coals. Thing is, they knew he wasn't the guy they were looking for because they had a photo and it didn't match. They were just having fun with him, teaching him a lesson. They had so much fun yanking my brother's chain that they actually drove him home afterwards and released him without charges. But not without first telling my parents the whole story!

So now that you've had a glimpse into my brother's personality, you can see how his school photo kinda fits, right?

2theextreme · 06-09-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by semtex

Studly Wondernuts himself.

That's hilarious!

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Originally Posted by semtex

Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them.

Hmmmm, why is it when I think of that happening, the first thing that came to mind was:

semtex · 06-09-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme

Hmmmm, why is it when I think of that happening, the first thing that came to mind was:

Well the facial expression is about the same.

06-08-2009, 03:03 AM	#481 (permalink)
AK370Z Administrator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 9,930 Drives: 09 370Z MB Sports M6 Rep Power: 10	I stopped by KERBECK the other day to check out the New CAmaro SS. Loved the car. Probably wouldn't mind driving it. Since I drove Camaro before, I still have that little weakness for it. Here's a picture I took. I was tempted to add a caption ...haha (please note that it's a fun edit. I love the Camaro just like the Z) Can you picture the Z REVVING it's engine and saying the caption? __________________ The370Z Signature Pictures ll Want to rock our forum decals on your car? Then click here! ll How to Embed YouTube Videos In a Post STOP! (Hammertime) ll Become a Premium Member Click HERE ll F.A.Q. Are You a Nissan Dealer? Click Here to Become A "Supporting Dealer" and Start Listing Your 370Zs In Our Inventory Section My Monterey Blue Z ll My Exhaust --> My Intake --> G3 Nissan's Official Response Regarding Oil Temp Issue: CLICK HERE Need a Set of Cheap Winter wheels /Tires? Then Visit The Banner Link Below and Place Your Order. You'll Help Keep The370Z Alive.

06-09-2009, 12:27 AM	#487 (permalink)
Junior370z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Las Vegas Age: 50 Posts: 1,024 Drives: over the speed limit Rep Power: 293	You mean that guy giving the thumbs up LOL!!! Can you say uuuugggglllllyyyyy!!!! She's looking forward to put a ** in her mouth LOL! __________________ DON'T DO IT! ( Click to show/hide )** Stillen CBECAI-U/D PulleyGround KitSwaysSetrab Oil CoolerIchiba Rear Camber KitAgility CoiloverBerk HFCTechnosquare TuneGT-R ButtonVenaci MeshSP Performance Cross Drilled/Slotted RotorsSPC Toe BoltsBomex LipMud flapsAero Jacket Type III WingSold

06-09-2009, 09:04 AM	#489 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	Yeah the one on the end with her thumb up needs to put a bag over her head. But to be fair, she's not the only one. __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-09-2009, 12:05 PM	#490 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	Have I ever shown you guys a pic of my younger brother? This is one of his school pics from high school. He's a bit of a retard. __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-09-2009, 12:53 PM	#493 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	I should probably expand a little on my brother to give you guys some context on his personality. I'll provide two case studies. Case study 1. My brother once decided it'd be a good idea to break up with a girl by having one of his friends call her to tell her that he got hit by a car and was dead. The girl was upset, of course, so her mom asked her what the problem was. When her mom heard that my brother was dead, she called my mom to express her condolences. Of course, it was news to my mom that my brother had been hit by a car, and he was out of the house that day, so it was entirely plausible. I came home to find my mother freaking out and frantically calling all the area hospitals. I soon took over and started asking all the hospitals if they had any asian john does come in that day. You see, he didn't carry any ID, but I'll explain more about that in case study 2. So here we are, freaking out, and guess who saunters in through the door? Yeah, Studly Wondernuts himself. That's when he explains that he just thought it'd be a good way to break up with her so she'd stop calling him. Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them. So the clerks called the cops on him, and the cops arrested him for being a public nuisance. Funny, right? But wait, it gets better. He made a regular habit of not carrying ID because he anticipated getting into trouble. So the cops asked him for his name, and he decided to give them a fake name that he made up. The cops punched it into the computer, and it came back with three felony warrants! LOL!!! Oh man, I wish I could've seen the look on his face. So they hauled his butt down to the station and held him for 6 hours, telling him that they've been looking for him, he's going away for at least 20 years, etc. Just raking him over the coals. Thing is, they knew he wasn't the guy they were looking for because they had a photo and it didn't match. They were just having fun with him, teaching him a lesson. They had so much fun yanking my brother's chain that they actually drove him home afterwards and released him without charges. But not without first telling my parents the whole story! So now that you've had a glimpse into my brother's personality, you can see how his school photo kinda fits, right? __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-08-2009, 03:36 AM	#482 (permalink)
GreenJalapeno Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: La Canada Flintridge Posts: 355 Drives: 10 Nissan 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 291	ahahha i can imagine the camaro farts

06-09-2009, 12:02 AM	#483 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0

06-09-2009, 12:13 AM	#484 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	Housing crisis solved

06-09-2009, 12:20 AM	#485 (permalink)
Anatoray Track Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 794 Drives: 09 BLK 370Z Rep Power: 17	Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda creepy when there's guys in there too lol.

06-09-2009, 12:33 PM	#491 (permalink)
GreenJalapeno Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: La Canada Flintridge Posts: 355 Drives: 10 Nissan 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 291	^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

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