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Old 02-12-2009, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hope it hasn't been posted. This one had me rolling!
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^Dude. A lot of people use the saying "that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen" pretty loosely, but I think that may actually be the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
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Japanese McDonalds commercials....


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Boy, that chick changing her had continuously sure makes me want mcdonalds ... ?
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I found this while I was looking for more info on that super weird video "Inochi kun" that I posted earlier.



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