The370z Useless Thread Part IV

[blackcherry20]

This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you!

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while:
Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there;
its the ******** and *** Kissing that will put you over the top. Now I know why some people are where they are!

[theDreamer]

WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!! Get off my lawn!!!!!!!

[Isamu]

Originally Posted by theDreamer

WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!! Get off my lawn!!!!!!!

Matt! hey man, whas goin on?

[theDreamer]

Originally Posted by Isamu

Matt! hey man, whas goin on?

Not much, have my car back.
Fixed a scratch on my rear bumper and an oil change. Still need to figure out where some noise is coming from in the right rear (sounds like the suspension maybe). Probably should do an alignment anyways and take a look at it next month.

[Isamu]

Originally Posted by theDreamer

Not much, have my car back.
Fixed a scratch on my rear bumper and an oil change. Still need to figure out where some noise is coming from in the right rear (sounds like the suspension maybe). Probably should do an alignment anyways and take a look at it next month.

glad your car is back atleast... and I feel you on fixing little minor things.. I still have 2 little scratches on my hood


*btw anyone selling an OEM hood pm me*

[theDreamer]

Originally Posted by Isamu

glad your car is back atleast... and I feel you on fixing little minor things.. I still have 2 little scratches on my hood


*btw anyone selling an OEM hood pm me*

Yeah, after my accident last year, got the car back and less than a week later someone scratched the brand new Nismo rear bumper...

[GaleForce]

Originally Posted by theDreamer

Not much, have my car back.
Fixed a scratch on my rear bumper and an oil change. Still need to figure out where some noise is coming from in the right rear (sounds like the suspension maybe). Probably should do an alignment anyways and take a look at it next month.

Hey, hey... This isn't the "What did you do with your Z today" thread. Keep it useless and on topic.


Did you use Dr.colorchip to fix your scratch?

[theDreamer]

Originally Posted by GaleForce

Hey, hey... This isn't the "What did you do with your Z today" thread. Keep it useless and on topic.


Did you use Dr.colorchip to fix your scratch?

No, took it to Baker and had them wet sand it and repaint it.
Cost a little, but the bumper was brand new in Dec and painted so wanted it took look perfect still. Plus it was on an edge on the Nismo rear which I did not want to deal with blending and matching, flat surface is easy.

[HKYStormFront]

Originally Posted by theDreamer

WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!! Get off my lawn!!!!!!!

**** you old man, we were here first!

[theDreamer]

Originally Posted by HKYStormFront

**** you old man, we were here first!

/waves cane at youngins!!
Anyone know where I can order some OEM brake fluid? I need to top my off for a bit until I decide what I am going to do with my brakes.

[onzedge]

Happy Birthday, Julia Child!!!

The French Chef - Video Dailymotion

[HKYStormFront]

Originally Posted by theDreamer

/waves cane at youngins!!
Anyone know where I can order some OEM brake fluid? I need to top my off for a bit until I decide what I am going to do with my brakes.

if you want OEM for nissan, i'd check with Z1 and Nissan Parts, NISMO and Nissan Accessories - Courtesyparts.com and see which comes out the lowest.

[theDreamer]

Originally Posted by HKYStormFront

if you want OEM for nissan, i'd check with Z1 and Nissan Parts, NISMO and Nissan Accessories - Courtesyparts.com and see which comes out the lowest.

Thanks, just walked out to check the car now because the brake light was coming on when I got going this morning and went off (looked it up and that meant brake fluid is low). I have NONE in the reservoir!!!!

[GaleForce]

Originally Posted by theDreamer

WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!! Get off my lawn!!!!!!!

I may, or may not be the guy who's been taking a daily dump on your lawn. Watch your step.

Triple makes one post and causes mayhem

[HKYStormFront]

Originally Posted by GaleForce

I may, or may not be the guy who's been taking a daily dump on your lawn. Watch your step.

so........ you're a dog, right?