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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1869291)

Worse, a Tiburon!! :eek:

:inoutroflpuke:

Gosh.... it's called Magic.... when failed.... :icon14: :eek:

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1869295)

:ugh2:

:tup:

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1869296)

Gosh.... it's called Magic.... when failed.... :icon14: :eek:

:icon17:

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1869295)

:ugh2:

:iagree:

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1869298)

:iagree:

http://motherbyte.com/pics/nothing_e...___800x535.jpg

:roflpuke2:

:bowrofl:

Why hate? lol

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1869303)

Cuz you crazy

No way, it would be awesome.

Mmmm Travis Pastrana.............that is all.

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1869055)

BC is a G.I.R.L.??? :ugh:

:) annnndddd?! You dont like gurls?! Hmmmm ghey?! ;) :p

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 1869317)

Mmmm Travis Pastrana.............that is all.

;) lol pintsize! Kinda skinny aint he?!;)

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Morning! Hows the Z peeps doin'?! Another great day in BC20 land! No raccoons!

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1869284)

Mr.Isamu.. :tup: :tup: Sorry... I am back, you better glue you a$$ tight cos you gonna laugh it off many many many times!!! :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

Shado...!!! Nice stuff bud!!! Is that yours?? Is that why Isamu call you 8:30am just to make 'noise' to you??? :icon18:

It's okay if my dreams become nightmare....

As long as it doesn't turn my Z into a Genesis!!!

:inoutroflpuke:

happytheman, I am doing good bud, went to a restaurant tonight, and :ugh2::ugh2: they screw up food big time.... the only good about it is the beer.. cos it's not made by them...

I kind of like this thread cos I can really BS in here... :stirthepot:

Lol alcheng!! You crack me up :p

:) you too found us! Yay!!

:tup:

This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you!

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while:
Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there;
its the ******** and *** Kissing that will put you over the top. Now I know why some people are where they are!
:p

WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!! Get off my lawn!!!!!!! :p