Tax Increase (= more money for me! lol)

Keep Obama

Or

Rewrite constitution to allow Arnold to be Pres.

keep obama

derrr get to the choppa and make **** hard on everyone while I'm gone

dual dessert eagles or barrett .50

well seeing as you spelled it like a damn 3rd course to a meal I'm gonna say the deSSert eagles, lol.


no seriously though... a .50Cal SASR from my team is way more awesome

/\ Based on the above:

Direct hit with an M-16

or 'Nicked' by the Browning .50 cal lol

nicked by a browning (a 5.56 is gonna go in and bounce around destrying everything in it's path, lol)

glock 17 fully auto or sig .40cal

well reign, I think I'd pick the glock 17

ice tea - sweetened or unsweetened

Sweetened (the only way to drink tea)

Coke or Pepsi

pepsi (coke is too sweet)

coke or COKE

(You just got mega cool points)

Decisions decisions...

How about the ORIGINAL Coke which had, coke in it... Go figure! mmm

Pistol Whipped or Buttstock to the gut

buttstock to the gut

muzzle thump someone - in the teeth or in the back of the head

In reference to 'hurting more' - Teeth...

Scare tactic? - Back of Head...

Edward Norton or Brad Pitt in Fight Club

Ed Norton

Fighting - in a cage or in a bar

In a Cage (OCTAGOOONNNNNNNN) lawlzzz

Heavyweight (Slower)

or

Welterweight (Less Power/In comparison to HW)

Welter FTW

who would win - Kimbo Slice or Mike Tyson (late 1980ish)