Claim it.

Sammich or Sandwich

sandwich, torpedo

fart in front of a hot date

or

fart in front of a potential employer in which you could get a job making lots of $

Fart in front of hot date... if she can't deal with that, I doubt she's gonna be able to deal with my money pit car and gaming.

Thong or boy shorts

boy shorts

Chef Ramsay or Simon Cowell

Chef..............cause i like to cook


Zele or stock bumper

zele

gel, hairspray, or nothing?

nothing


breeze or windy

breeze, because it's about as sensual as sex

Greece or Italy

Italy

Captain or Bacardi

Captain.

Makers Mark or Knob Creek?

Maker's Mark

Man room or finished basement

Man room


Fire place or Wood stove

Fireplace

did you forget something to say??

yes, he did ill take his spot.

Apples or grapes