shortish

your spouse: mute or def?

Def that was a tough one,atleast she could bit#@ at you if she were mute

fat or short

short

spouse: scarred or tattooed

Scarred.

PLane or bus

Busses are for people who cant afford planes.

scenic route or fastest route

Depends, scenic You wouldn't catch me on a bus, i would go craaazy

mow your own yard or pay someone

Mow my own lawn.

Old ladie killer or bug killer

bug killer

tent or camper

A Browning M2 would be more entertaining in my opinion. Nothing more boring than just one shot and then they're hamburger.

Where would you rather travel, Europe or the Orient?

EDIT:
LOL
My answer is what happens when you stay on the page and forget to refresh after leaving it open for 30 minutes...

Europe (homeland)

First class or coach

First class
Chinese BUFFET, or Obesity buffet

Chinese

egg roll or crab rangoon

Egg roll

Astroglide or ID

Astroglide cause it has a funny name, and I don't know what the other is? lol




Malcolm in the Middle or Fresh Prince of BelAir

fresh prince

People who ask questions that have been asked in several other threads: Correct them or ignore them?