colt 1911

steroids or harder workouts

trampy

steroids or harder workouts

steroids, some of us just can't get big no matter how hard we work out.

Treadmill or Elliptical?

Treadmill

Sex or Racing on a saturday afternoon with time to kill?

Sex. Too hot to race in the afternoon. :D
Soda: Fountain, bottle, or can?

Fountain

Ford truck or Chevy truck

ford

80s rap... nwa or getto boys

Is slit my own throat an option?

Wheels: bare metal or painted?

Bare

What type of work: paper pusher or work with your hands

paper pusher

Old fashioned hardcore cleaning products, or the new earth friendly shit?

Old fashioned Hardcore

Carpet or Tile

carpet tile

aston martin or lambo

A little carpet is ok, but it should match the drapes ;)

Hand cleaners for the garage: The pumice grit stuff that smells good, or that smooth white petrochemical stuff that just eats grease away and probably causes cancer?

stuff that smells good?


AOL or MSN

I think hes talking about gojo orange.

msn

being great looking, or being rich?