Oooooh thats a tough one. Speed vs jumps... hmmm

I'd have to say Dirt Bike on MotoX


Bean Bag gun to the chest

or

Paintball Gun to the nutz

damn, that is tough, i don't like these pain ones. i'd rake the bean bag gun to the chest. i'm pretty sure you could actually lose your scrote to the paintball gun.

south park vs vamily guy

Beanbag to the chest. Even risking death over the pain of a pinged scrote.

Edit: damn you jeff, I'll take south park

Kenny G marathon concert

or

watching the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series all day

traveling pants... since i know how bad kenny G is, but i dont know anything about that series.


2 years in maximum security in solitary confinement 23hrs a day, or 2 years in general population with rapists and murderers?

2 Years in Solitary


2 Years in General Population with Rapists and Murderers

or

20 Minutes in Solitary Confinement

^ 20 minutes with shado

Ability to read minds or telekinesis?