I rather look silly than have the living sh*t kickd outa me by bruce.

take one punch by Chuck Liddelll in the face
or
take one punch by Demian Maia in the nuts (imo worst striker in ufc)

face




kill a 300z t top or a 280z

300z


blue balls or none at all

Blue Balls - at least you were getting some at one point lol


A friend who's around more often than you'd like

or

A friend who's never ever around :mad:


:rofl2:

a friend who's around too often, because you can occasionally blow them off.

resurrecting threads, or post whoring?

post

whoring

a really crappy car (like 1980 chevy nova rusting away with 300k miles) or a really nice bicycle.

Really crappy car.

Ripping off every finger nail one by one with pliers

or

One big spank from a 2x4 with short nails in it

I suppose it depends on several factors, but I think the one big spank would be easier to tolerate, pain-wise. And as long as medical attention was given straight away, you'd be in the clear.

Now...

Ripping off every finger nail one by one with pliers and/or One big spank from a 2x4 with short nails in it

versus

Attending a Justin Bieber concert with 6 tweenage girls.

I would choose the latter, but only if i could bring the unused method of the former, and use it on said tweenage girls and Justin Beiber.


pooping your pants, but someone gives you a change of clothes, lets you shower, and clean up

vs

peeing your pants, and you have to wear the same clothes for the next 24 hours and can't shower.

Everyone who pees their pants is cool. Didn't you learn anything from Billy Madison!? :icon14: :bowrofl:



Have a drill bit manually drilled into both temples

or

Listen to Justin Bieber on repeat for 12 hours while watching the paris hilton porno muted.

drill bit taylor ftw.

driving a faster redneck car

or

driving a slower exotic

i'll take steve's mustang, since obviously that's what you were refering too

State and Federal legal, 2002 r34 Skyline GTR

vs

2011 Nissan GTR (r35)

(If you could find a R34 thats legal), but for sake of argument r34 ftmfw.

Continuing on the mustang bashing lol


V-8 Supercharged Mustang, with all the bells and whistles and upgrades.


Or a Car that's not promoted based on its history, but it's actual good looks. LoL



Ok seriously meow -

A New modern styled Car

Or

An Old classic styled Car

newer car. i dont really like classic cars that much.

driving a sport bike on a race track, or driving a dirt bike on a motocross circuit?