Quit griping about my 800 dollar credit card charges!!! It's only physical.

Right about now, I wish I said yes to buying you tits.

Sorry.. but do I know you?? (after she removed the makeup)

That was almost as good as my fifth wife could do.

Under the boardwalk, my virginity was taken ... by your mother, an $800 a night hooker.

Uh oh...

v-jayjay? i thought that was your armpit.

What can I say, I was feeling very relaxed, when I'm relaxed I squirt.

XXXX - not sure that will fit hun...

Your butt doesn't look ALL THAT big... I mean in comparison to what I have seen at Walmart.

Zedge bought me the $800 a night hooker, honey. He felt bad after making my car fly off a mountain. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!! HONEST!!
LOL

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Your turn to choose.

Apple Store to put naked girls on all of the iMac desktop wallpapers

Brokeback Mountain movie screening