underwear bunches up into large space caused by previous cavity search

Varicose-veined old lady cut in front of you in line at security, took too long, and you missed your connection

Wild drunken evening with $800 a night hooker, wake up the next morning next to her in bed to find out she's a man.

Xylophone could not get through the xray machine and while you are waiting the 800 dollar hooker you arr trying to stiff catches up with you and she brought her pimp who beats you senseless

Your boss just flew off a mountain in his rental car; afterward, during a time of grief, mistake ex boss' wife, a mourning widow - for an $800 a night hooker. She nevertheless accepts and after a wild drunken night, you wake up the next morning next to her in bed to find out she's a man.

Zoink@! punched in the head...off to the ER.

New Category!!! Odd Names!!!

Artemus

Beauford

Cletus

Darko

I am reading this on an American Airlines flight right now -- heading from DFW back home. I am literally laughing out loud.

Thanks

Enrico

Flacco

Goober

Henrietta


Zedge: haha no problem, I like categories that I can write a long answer for :tiphat: