lol @ ferrari guy
 

Jalopnik - Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari? - Ferrari Guy




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$300 an hour to ride with a douche that thinks it is still 1980 ... hmm ...

Enzodude, a challenger has emerged!
http://www.enzodude.com/hartfordconcorso2005_169sma.jpg

yup a succesor to the throne has emerged

sorry im gay and that is ******* the queerest **** ive ******* ever seen ... period.

AHAHAHAHH - how do you give people rep - because that was hilarious.

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o lol I made a funny!

HAHA!!! Wow.. I'd pay $300 an hour to hit that guy with his guitar! I'd only need 10 min though. :D

Why would someone pay that dingleberry $300 hr to ride around the block in the Ferrari when you can RENT a Ferrari for nearly $300 a day??? This guy deserves to crash.

And the Enzo dude... Wow... That's the kind of picture that leaves you speechless. As if you just realized you share land and air with this douche bag.

Does he put his shirt on for the tour? :ughdance:

I missed this the first time I read it:

You get to actually drive the Ferrari! A One of a Kind Classic 360 Spider Modena!
Which is Driven by the Most Photographed Man in the Country. Next to the President!!!

And if that's not enough:

Photographs Available

Oh man....I see an awesome Saturday Night Live or MadTV skit in there somewhere! :roflpuke2:

Did he add that spoiler? It doesn't look right.

Was that first guy Owen Wilson?

:tup: Good call!

That's only if you're taking the driving class. And that's after spending $900 and then an additional $200/hr for the class.

:bowrofl: :icon17: I laughed for a good 3 seconds! Nicely done.

Oh and the Ferrari guy = :wtf2:

ferrari dude definitely takes the cake bud damn enzodude's hilarious too

I love the boots the first guy is wearing. I mean, those just MAKE the outfit. What are those? Some sort of snake skin? I bet they're great for performance driving. :rolleyes:

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"Somebody needs to clean out this trunk. I can't find my amp."

This is so bizarre......lol

Enzodude vs. Ferrari Guy

And the Enzodude has his own website, too:

Dedicated to the Man

And look, we can buy t-shirts from him! :ugh2:

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^^^ HAHA!!! That's great!

god hes even ******* gayer than the first guy holy ****.

They go around in their ferraris singing "SING IT LOUD GAY AND PROUD!"

LOL! Here's another one for you.

http://www.enzodude.com/enzopics/poser.jpg

rofl... wow.... just wow. Just when you think you've seen it all.

Dude, you haven't seen it all until you see the videos in this thread -> http://www.the370z.com/lounge-off-to...chaphiles.html

this thread should become a poll, which is worse: enzodude vs ferrari douche

^^^ I don't know, to be honest... Can I vote twice? :D

Lets see thats near impossible it should be a poll on which one would get shunned by the gay community.

I think the first Ferrari guy would be getting hardcore raped in a crowd playing his little gee-tar...

the enzo guy is probably the biggest gay douche ever, and will receive an award similar to the biggest douche award as seen on southpark

As i have gay dar and they are a cataclysmic event ... or substantially enough to the equivalance of a large pink **** ... does this make sense?

My fav:
http://www.enzodude.com/enzopics/Pose.jpg

Hmmm... on another note, why does that guy have 24k gold rims?

Being that gold is a pretty soft metal, I don't think that it would be the best thing to make wheels out of on a high-performance exotic...

I'm sure they are just plated. If they were solid each rim would be worth way more than the car.

I would only take him up on the ride if he puts on the Greatest American Hero costume.

For the cool look of course! :D
They are just plated. It's not like the wheel is made out of it. That doesn't mean it won't show dents and scratches though.

He's probably full of crap on the 24k gold rims; probably didn't even plate them and just sprayed them with a can of Krylon.

Did someone say gold paint?

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:icon18: Wow. Is that a mug shot? :roflpuke2: