So true!

Thinks the next door neighbor is a MILF

FALSE

hates waking up before the sun rises..

False

Has a special music playlist for Friday after work

False -- I'm too lazy to setup playlists. Put on an album and let it play.

Wakes up with wood every morning.

True/False use to

Wakes up against his will

False

brings up their Z in every conversation starter

False but I do bring up my car in most conversations.

Is very anal about keeping your car clean AND swirl free

True well at least I try.

Has nothing to do but post on here today

True

Hums along to lady gaga against their will whenever it comes on.


Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff.

True

likes to watch lady gagas movies to look for her penis.

false.... I can't stand her/him.

Has a very clean Z sitting in the garage today....

false she is outside right now.

likes to laugh at civics that speed off at the light when they just cut their tips to make their exhaust louder.

True

Is hungry and ready to eat some food!

True

Got some chick-fil-a for lunch

False ate pizza.

Wants to go clean her Z right now.