Mechaphiles?

semtex · 05-27-2009, 07:31 AM

Have you guys heard of this? Apparently there are these weirdos out there who actually have um . . . intimate relations with their cars, and they've been dubbed "mechaphiles." Just when I thought I'd seen it all. Wtf is wrong with people?

There's a 6-part documentary up on YouTube about this. Here's parts 1 and 2. I could get through part 1, but I only got through a bit of part 2. As soon as he disclosed that he once secretly 'did the deed' with Airwolf and started licking his fender, I couldn't watch any more.

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 1 OF 6)

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 2 OF 6)

semtex · 05-27-2009, 07:35 AM

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 3 OF 6)

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 4 OF 6)

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 5 OF 6)

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 6 OF 6)

ChrisSlicks · 05-27-2009, 10:01 AM

I would never do an Austin Metro, that's one ugly b1tch.

fly yellow · 05-27-2009, 11:22 AM

Next thing you know they will want to get married and some hot girl from California won't get to be Miss USA because she doesn't agree with it.

semtex · 05-27-2009, 11:23 AM

Honestly? After watching all of the clips, I think this 'Ed' guy is a sexual predator. That's what disturbs me so much. I don't think the mentality that it's okay to go around molesting other people's cars in parking lots is much different than a pedophile's mentality that it's okay to go around molesting children in playgrounds. I was laughing when he was just buggering his own car. But when he went around scoping out sexy-looking cars to have his way with, it ceased to be funny. It reminded me of a rapist looking for targets of opportunity, to be blunt. Tell you what -- I'm not taking my car to any car shows.

BanningZ · 05-27-2009, 04:33 PM

I love my vehicles but I'm not in love with them. Ick.

shabarivas · 05-27-2009, 05:21 PM

Ha ha ... LOL... Im in love with my car but not like that lol... if i saw this turd near my baby I would most certainly get the heck away LOL..

Mental Block · 06-04-2009, 03:22 PM

Okay you got me... I certainly have not seen it all, lol.

AK370Z · 06-04-2009, 04:06 PM

.. I wish I never clicked on this thread....

AARC51 · 06-04-2009, 04:13 PM

I was buying it until the narrator said ""peculiar sexual peculiararities." Now I call shenanigans.

05-27-2009, 07:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 33	Mechaphiles? Have you guys heard of this? Apparently there are these weirdos out there who actually have um . . . intimate relations with their cars, and they've been dubbed "mechaphiles." Just when I thought I'd seen it all. Wtf is wrong with people? There's a 6-part documentary up on YouTube about this. Here's parts 1 and 2. I could get through part 1, but I only got through a bit of part 2. As soon as he disclosed that he once secretly 'did the deed' with Airwolf and started licking his fender, I couldn't watch any more. YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 1 OF 6) YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 2 OF 6) __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf. Last edited by semtex; 05-27-2009 at 07:35 AM.

05-27-2009, 07:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 33	Parts 3-6 YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 3 OF 6) YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 4 OF 6) YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 5 OF 6) YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 6 OF 6) __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

05-27-2009, 11:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 33	Honestly? After watching all of the clips, I think this 'Ed' guy is a sexual predator. That's what disturbs me so much. I don't think the mentality that it's okay to go around molesting other people's cars in parking lots is much different than a pedophile's mentality that it's okay to go around molesting children in playgrounds. I was laughing when he was just buggering his own car. But when he went around scoping out sexy-looking cars to have his way with, it ceased to be funny. It reminded me of a rapist looking for targets of opportunity, to be blunt. Tell you what -- I'm not taking my car to any car shows. __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf. Last edited by semtex; 05-27-2009 at 11:26 AM.

05-27-2009, 04:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 29	I love my vehicles but I'm not in love with them. Ick. __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE

06-04-2009, 03:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mental Block Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 94 Drives: '03 Redline 350Z Rep Power: 17	Okay you got me... I certainly have not seen it all, lol. __________________ Mental Block - '03 Redline 350Z

05-27-2009, 10:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
ChrisSlicks A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: North East Posts: 6,203 Drives: 09 370Z Sport M6 Rep Power: 654	I would never do an Austin Metro, that's one ugly b1tch.

05-27-2009, 11:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
fly yellow Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 455 Drives: 09 yellow 370z Rep Power: 265	Next thing you know they will want to get married and some hot girl from California won't get to be Miss USA because she doesn't agree with it.

05-27-2009, 05:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
shabarivas A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,188 Drives: 370z MB 6mt Rep Power: 914	Ha ha ... LOL... Im in love with my car but not like that lol... if i saw this turd near my baby I would most certainly get the heck away LOL..

06-04-2009, 04:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
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