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Have you guys heard of this? Apparently there are these weirdos out there who actually have um . . . intimate relations with their cars, and they've been dubbed "mechaphiles."

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Old 05-27-2009, 08:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you guys heard of this? Apparently there are these weirdos out there who actually have um . . . intimate relations with their cars, and they've been dubbed "mechaphiles." Just when I thought I'd seen it all. Wtf is wrong with people?



There's a 6-part documentary up on YouTube about this. Here's parts 1 and 2. I could get through part 1, but I only got through a bit of part 2. As soon as he disclosed that he once secretly 'did the deed' with Airwolf and started licking his fender, I couldn't watch any more.

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 1 OF 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 2 OF 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTiVO8kbEvc
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YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 3 OF 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRnWJ7GiS08

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 4 OF 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMjsMaOf82U

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 5 OF 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kJ4UlOmXRg

YouTube - My Car Is My Lover (PART 6 OF 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy60aUaDfOU
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Next thing you know they will want to get married and some hot girl from California won't get to be Miss USA because she doesn't agree with it.
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Honestly? After watching all of the clips, I think this 'Ed' guy is a sexual predator. That's what disturbs me so much. I don't think the mentality that it's okay to go around molesting other people's cars in parking lots is much different than a pedophile's mentality that it's okay to go around molesting children in playgrounds. I was laughing when he was just buggering his own car. But when he went around scoping out sexy-looking cars to have his way with, it ceased to be funny. It reminded me of a rapist looking for targets of opportunity, to be blunt. Tell you what -- I'm not taking my car to any car shows.
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I love my vehicles but I'm not in love with them. Ick.
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Ha ha ... LOL... Im in love with my car but not like that lol... if i saw this turd near my baby I would most certainly get the heck away LOL..
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Okay you got me... I certainly have not seen it all, lol.
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.. I wish I never clicked on this thread....
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I was buying it until the narrator said ""peculiar sexual peculiararities." Now I call shenanigans.
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