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05-25-2009, 12:53 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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F My Life!
Anybody else love this site?
FMyLife - FML : Your everyday life stories. Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and proceeded to blow past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML Today, I was helping some mental health patients at work, I spent 20 mins to fail to connect the DVD player to the TV and went back to make them something to eat. I came back into the room after 5 mins and one of the patients had connected it for himself. He has a profound learning disability. FML |
05-25-2009, 12:55 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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rofl.
The first thing I saw was pretty good: Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML |
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05-25-2009, 08:08 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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hahaha...that's too random
Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML dunno why it looks like link........weird Last edited by nogoodname; 05-25-2009 at 08:11 AM. |
05-25-2009, 08:42 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid **** anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I did my boyfriend a favour and did his laundry since he slept over. I washed his whites and my nice shirts with bleach. They came out pink. I found the offending red thong. It wasn't mine. I essentially ruined $200 worth of my clothes to find out my boyfriend was cheating on me. FML Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML hahahahaha!
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05-25-2009, 09:18 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Have seen this website awhile ago, it gets pretty good, I try not to read it to often so when I do view it there are plenty of good stories. Great morning read before work if your morning has been pretty "bleh."
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05-28-2009, 08:40 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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anyone here make an account with FML??
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05-28-2009, 09:20 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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These 2 might know each other.
"Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. " "Today I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. " |
05-29-2009, 01:04 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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hahaha yes i love that site, go read the new ones every day lol, some are fake i think tho cuz if read enough of em you notice some repititions or wery similar ones
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08-28-2009, 09:17 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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In '05 I saved up enough to buy my 350z. Went to the dealership, bought her... and a week later lost my job and had to choose between rent & my car. I decided I couldn't wash dishes and clothes in my car...
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