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violently humped my leg.
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someone threw their drink at him but the crazy dog
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could not be stopped.
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Bump
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For hours this went on
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and on, talking about the virtues of
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animal husbandry. But,
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he realized she had just graduated from UC Davis which made sense but
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she should have gone to
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PetSmart but decided to
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pursue a useless PhD instead.
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Just then the dog mounted the poor girls leg and as she attempted to kick it away,
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it finished its business all over her shoe.
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So when she got home she took a shower and started thinking about how.....
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much weight she had put on since getting married.
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