This thread was just getting good!

RoadZter · 01-06-2012, 02:55 PM

So I just responded in another thread about a guy having to sell his Z because his wife was mad at him and the darn thread got shut down. I for one can relate to this poor bastage because it took me almost 10 years to figure out how to get my wife to agree to let me have one! If you are married, I am sure you can relate. Getting a divorce is indeed more messy AND more expensive than following my 8 simple steps to Z ownership! I've posted them here in case you didn't see them on the other thread.

LEGAL CAVEAT: These steps in no way guarantee that your wife will allow you to buy and keep your Z. Every wife is different. Consult a wife/Z acquisition professional before starting this or any Z acquisition program.

HERE ARE THE STEPS!

Being married for...ahem, 20 years, I understand this guys pain having to sell his car. That said, I also figured out how to get my wife to offer the Z to me AND thank me for buying it. Here's what you do...

1. Pretend that you have no appetite and eat out before you get home. Say "I don't know what's wrong with me" a lot! MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAVE FOOD RECEIPTS IN YOUR POCKETS!!

2. Be sure to leave pics of a Z up on a website right before she uses the computer. Put the computer in hibernate so she has to turn it on, but when she does, she'll see what website you were looking at. MAKE SURE TO DELETE THE HISTORY OF PORN BEFORE YOU DO THAT!!! (see number 3)

3. Look at porn! Try to avoid having sex with your wife as much as possible. Looking at porn will remind you of what other women look like and will make you NOT want to have sex with your wife!!

4. Tell your wife that you love her but you are just so depressed with your life. You don't want to get old and you don't want to be 90 years old driving around in a Z. You want to enjoy life while you are young!

5. Once she says "go buy it", you will unequivocally have to visit the carpet store, know what I mean?

6. Buy the car and continue to give her affection while you both are signing the papers.

7. Discontinue 1-3 immediately! Thats right, NO MORE PORN! you will have to give her the sex she's been missing. It's tough but a small price to pay for a Z!

8. Consider that #4-7 are like part of your car payment. Don't vacillate between alternatives! Once you stop #4-7, YOUR NEW Z WILL BE REPOSSESSED LIKE THIS POOR GUYS WAS!

That's should get you married guys started. Good luck!

Red__Zed · 01-06-2012, 02:57 PM

m4a1mustang · 01-06-2012, 02:58 PM

kenchan · 01-06-2012, 02:58 PM

wow, i just bought my Z and my wife of near 20yrs did not care.

TheGreatOne · 01-06-2012, 03:05 PM

haha I still found that hilarious Roadster..."visit the carpet store" lol

I did visit Z sites often, talk about it to the point of her getting annoyed. Which led to her saying "get the Z before the first baby comes because if he's already born I'll say no" lol

RoadZter · 01-06-2012, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

wow, i just bought my Z and my wife of near 20yrs did not care.

Yeah! Neither did mine AFTER I followed those 8 steps! Like most HAPPILY married couples, we automatically do steps 4-7. This other dude was made to sell his Z which tells me she really doesn't care what he wants. Hence, steps 1-3. Anyway, I guess I was bored and tired of waiting for my 2pm appt who is late again!

RoadZter · 01-06-2012, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatOne

haha I still found that hilarious Roadster..."visit the carpet store" lol

I did visit Z sites often, talk about it to the point of her getting annoyed. Which led to her saying "get the Z before the first baby comes because if he's already born I'll say no" lol

There you go!

kenchan · 01-06-2012, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadZter

Yeah! Neither did mine AFTER I followed those 8 steps! Like most HAPPILY married couples, we automatically do steps 4-7. This other dude was made to sell his Z which tells me she really doesn't care what he wants. Hence, steps 1-3. Anyway, I guess I was bored and tired of waiting for my 2pm appt who is late again!

that's too much work.

Red__Zed · 01-06-2012, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadZter

Yeah! Neither did mine AFTER I followed those 8 steps! Like most HAPPILY married couples, we automatically do steps 4-7. This other dude was made to sell his Z which tells me she really doesn't care what he wants. Hence, steps 1-3. Anyway, I guess I was bored and tired of waiting for my 2pm appt who is late again!

Feigning no appetite, looking at porn, and withholding sex because you want a car don't sound like the makings of a healthy marriage.

GaleForce · 01-06-2012, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

wow, i just bought my Z and my wife of near 20yrs did not care.

My wife of 16 years suggested we go shopping, the local Nissan dealer had 3 on the lot and she knew I was always a Z lover... she talked me into buying the 370... lol

RoadZter · 01-06-2012, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Feigning no appetite, looking at porn, and withholding sex because you want a car don't sound like the makings of a healthy marriage.

Hence, the above is for the guy that lost his car because his wife said to sell it. I would definitely lose my appetite, probably not look at porn but definitely withhold sex if my wife told me to sell my car!

It was a joke red, of course those steps are not the makings of a healthy marriage. I was bored and can't look at porn at work so I was here harassing you guys. LOL!

(just kidding about the porn, geez)

RoadZter · 01-06-2012, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaleForce

My wife of 16 years suggested we go shopping, the local Nissan dealer had 3 on the lot and she knew I was always a Z lover... she talked me into buying the 370... lol

kenchan · 01-06-2012, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaleForce

My wife of 16 years suggested we go shopping, the local Nissan dealer had 3 on the lot and she knew I was always a Z lover... she talked me into buying the 370... lol

now THAT'S wat im talking about!

90 ST · 01-06-2012, 03:20 PM

Sounds like that guy just needed to grow a pair, i've traded in my car while on a work trip and just showed up with a new car. I've traded my wifes car in while she was at work. and the last time, which was when i got my Z i just told my wife i had some major problems with my current car and it would be cheaper to buy a Z, so she said thats what i should do then, so i did!

RoadZter · 01-06-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

that's too much work.

I know dude. I'm just wondering if someone will actually follow the steps! lol!

01-06-2012, 02:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
RoadZter Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Sunny South Texas! Posts: 228 Drives: 370z Roadster Rep Power: 13	This thread was just getting good! So I just responded in another thread about a guy having to sell his Z because his wife was mad at him and the darn thread got shut down. I for one can relate to this poor bastage because it took me almost 10 years to figure out how to get my wife to agree to let me have one! If you are married, I am sure you can relate. Getting a divorce is indeed more messy AND more expensive than following my 8 simple steps to Z ownership! I've posted them here in case you didn't see them on the other thread. LEGAL CAVEAT: These steps in no way guarantee that your wife will allow you to buy and keep your Z. Every wife is different. Consult a wife/Z acquisition professional before starting this or any Z acquisition program. HERE ARE THE STEPS! Being married for...ahem, 20 years, I understand this guys pain having to sell his car. That said, I also figured out how to get my wife to offer the Z to me AND thank me for buying it. Here's what you do... 1. Pretend that you have no appetite and eat out before you get home. Say "I don't know what's wrong with me" a lot! MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAVE FOOD RECEIPTS IN YOUR POCKETS!! 2. Be sure to leave pics of a Z up on a website right before she uses the computer. Put the computer in hibernate so she has to turn it on, but when she does, she'll see what website you were looking at. MAKE SURE TO DELETE THE HISTORY OF PORN BEFORE YOU DO THAT!!! (see number 3) 3. Look at porn! Try to avoid having sex with your wife as much as possible. Looking at porn will remind you of what other women look like and will make you NOT want to have sex with your wife!! 4. Tell your wife that you love her but you are just so depressed with your life. You don't want to get old and you don't want to be 90 years old driving around in a Z. You want to enjoy life while you are young! 5. Once she says "go buy it", you will unequivocally have to visit the carpet store, know what I mean? 6. Buy the car and continue to give her affection while you both are signing the papers. 7. Discontinue 1-3 immediately! Thats right, NO MORE PORN! you will have to give her the sex she's been missing. It's tough but a small price to pay for a Z! 8. Consider that #4-7 are like part of your car payment. Don't vacillate between alternatives! Once you stop #4-7, YOUR NEW Z WILL BE REPOSSESSED LIKE THIS POOR GUYS WAS! That's should get you married guys started. Good luck! __________________ 2008 Nissan Titan Crew, 2010 Nissan 370Z Roadster 2011 Mercedes GL 450 "Guess who drives the Nissans?" Last edited by RoadZter; 01-06-2012 at 02:59 PM.

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