NOS + GSXR = Epic Fail

xDIEGOx · 05-21-2009, 12:09 AM

Anatoray · 05-21-2009, 12:26 AM

He must have played one of the old 4x4 arcade racing games where if you run out of fuel you can use your Nitro to keep going without gas, and faster than ever!

wstar · 05-21-2009, 12:27 AM

Holy ****! That's ridiculously funny, and sad at the same time, on so many levels.

Short version if you don't want to read the thread: A clueless guy with a sportsbike posts on a bike forum (and the dude's been there for a year with 2K posts, I might add...) that his engine was running rough, so he stopped by a gas station and bought two bottles of NOS-brand fuel additive to fix it, and dumped them both in the bike's tank. 10 miles later bike dies.

Nevermind the fact that fuel cleaner probably wasn't going to solve whatever his original problem was... and nevermind the fact that that would have been enough additive for like 30 gallons of gasoline that he just dumped into a half-empty bike gas tank....

He actually bought NOS-brand energy drink at the gas station, and poured two bottles of energy drink in his ******* gas tank!

Pic linked from the thread, someone there made it:

XBadgerX · 05-21-2009, 04:24 PM

HAHA omg!

shabarivas · 05-21-2009, 05:21 PM

LMAO i gave up reading it ... too long but thats awesome LOL

RDGR12 · 05-21-2009, 06:34 PM

LOL!!! That's the funniest thread I've ever read in a long while!!

This is freakin' hilarious!!

2theextreme · 05-21-2009, 06:52 PM

I had to right click and save that image before it was gone! That's the one I thought was the best!

smurfblu13 · 05-21-2009, 07:58 PM

i only read through a few pages but that is def an epic thread full of win

semtex · 05-21-2009, 09:17 PM

LOL!!! Hey check it out, I think I found a picture of the guy:

ChrisSlicks · 05-21-2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex

LOL!!! Hey check it out, I think I found a picture of the guy:

Hey! How did you get my picture!?

frost · 05-21-2009, 09:59 PM

Wheres eXo5, he's been waiting for a NOS thread.

Josh@STILLEN · 05-21-2009, 10:20 PM

jalopnik picked it up too.. lol

frost · 05-21-2009, 10:22 PM

Oh man, that's pretty bad when jalopnik posts your fuckup.

ssqpolo · 05-21-2009, 11:39 PM

wow. words cant describe the stupidity of this guy. im gonna try some in the Z. ill let u know how it goes. word around africa is that it yields like 40 more hp...to the wheels, no muffler bearings needed.

2theextreme · 05-22-2009, 12:01 AM

This is already heading towards the magnitude of a story I remember a few years back on the MMA website Sherdog. Some Jersey dude who went by Lee Hotti posted a pic of him and his boys hanging out at a UFC event and the internetz went crazy. The initial picture that started it all is around the 8 second mark:

A little NSFW language in this one but still funny:

I wish I knew what happened to ol' Lee and his boys!

05-21-2009, 12:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
xDIEGOx Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 377 Drives: 02 Ram 4x4 Rep Power: 232	NOS + GSXR = Epic Fail Epic NOS Fail __________________ Wanna see every Top Gear episode? Click --->Top Gear

05-21-2009, 12:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
wstar A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 4,024 Drives: too slow Rep Power: 3594	Holy **! That's ridiculously funny, and sad at the same time, on so many levels. Short version if you don't want to read the thread: A clueless guy with a sportsbike posts on a bike forum (and the dude's been there for a year with 2K posts, I might add...) that his engine was running rough, so he stopped by a gas station and bought two bottles of NOS-brand fuel additive to fix it, and dumped them both in the bike's tank. 10 miles later bike dies. Nevermind the fact that fuel cleaner probably wasn't going to solve whatever his original problem was... and nevermind the fact that that would have been enough additive for like 30 gallons of gasoline that he just dumped into a half-empty bike gas tank.... He actually bought NOS-brand energy drink at the gas station, and poured two bottles of energy drink in his ***** gas tank! Pic linked from the thread, someone there made it: __________________ 7AT Track Car! Journal thread / Car setup details

05-21-2009, 06:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
RDGR12 Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Bruno, CA Posts: 90 Drives: An Old Beater Rep Power: 17	LOL!!! That's the funniest thread I've ever read in a long while!! This is freakin' hilarious!! Last edited by RDGR12; 05-21-2009 at 06:39 PM.

05-21-2009, 09:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	LOL!!! Hey check it out, I think I found a picture of the guy: __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

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