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Originally Posted by Lemers No but the head cheerleader asked him to their middle school prom. Give him an attaboy, and slip him a condom. Then whisper in his ear
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Then whisper in his ear that you'll end him if he doesn't return it unopened.
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So basically, in middle school it went like this: Is she female? +1, if yes Does she like me? +1, if yes Does she have boobs yet? +500, if yes If score is greater than 2, I'd unfortunately have to submit. Sorry, pops.
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These are 12 year olds people they shouldn't be thinking about that. They should be thinking about doing their homework
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So yesterday I work in a call center, and I asked this kid "So do you play any instruments, "naw man, I like to rap", oh okay, well thats awesome, who's your favorite rappist? Um oh my god that doesn't make sense! Forget it!", too bad he smoked too much WEED to really realize what was said.
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