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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion I would hope so. If you weren't, you'd probably have passed out at the onset of the insertion anyway. man... it was terribad.. i pissed

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Old 01-26-2012, 07:41 PM   #3526 (permalink)
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I would hope so. If you weren't, you'd probably have passed out at the onset of the insertion anyway.
man... it was terribad.. i pissed blood for a weak... I have never felt so misreable... it burned when i pee'd.. and it was just all blood...
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man... it was terribad.. i pissed blood for a weak... I have never felt so misreable... it burned when i pee'd.. and it was just all blood...
urgh. that's pretty terrible for sure. I will refrain from sharing any of my gross similar type stories.
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urgh. that's pretty terrible for sure. I will refrain from sharing any of my gross similar type stories.
lol its all good brah.. i like horror stories..
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lol its all good brah.. i like horror stories..
well, maybe I don't want to share them right now.
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well, maybe I don't want to share them right now.
aww ok if you ever do, ill listen
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i think that's how they test men for STDs
they just swab with a Q tip, they don't necessarily go all the way in like Mu had done. (NOT speaking from personal experience btw, just to clear).
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incorrect dear... that's how they look at your testicle tubes...


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