The370z Useless Thread Part 3!

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Huck

Wait... So, you wear the sexy clothes and I get raped? Not sure of the logic behind that, but I'm not gonna over think it.

I'm about as white as they come my mom was born in the country, I think my biological dad was too, not sure. The mo-in-law is from Colombia.

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That explains a lot!

Half of my family is fron New Jersey, the other half... from Asia... then a few of us were either born/raised in S. America... so it's very confusing when I bring guys home for dinner... hence why it doesn't happen often!

[Loyart]

Someone give me coffee....plzzzzzz.

[Huck]

Haha I can imagine! There's something about American families that are more laid back, families from other continents can be pretty intense on the boyfriends


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[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Loyart

Someone give me coffee....plzzzzzz.

would gladly pour you a cup no one ever wants any coffee at work so I end up drinkin most of it

Originally Posted by Huck

Haha I can imagine! There's something about American families that are more laid back, families from other continents can be pretty intense on the boyfriends


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Yup. The Asian side of the family is sitll kinda close-minded but it has def helped that the other half is American white

[Huck]

Yeah, the wife's Abuelita is pretty oldschool still, but luckily I'm on her good side


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[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Huck

Yeah, the wife's Abuelita is pretty oldschool still, but luckily I'm on her good side


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that's good... the moms are the ones that give you a hard time, tho. Grandparents can be bought...

[Huck]

Haha I love the mo-in-law, but some of the stuff she does makes me want to kill her. I'm not a morning person by any standards. When I wake up in the morning, I want a half hour of silence as take my shower, get dressed, and eat my breakfast. Just leave me tha **** alone. Not that hard.

Moni has a problem where she literally cannot stop talking, and she asks a million questions the moment I come out of my bedroom. She is seriously waiting at the door for me to come out. Not only that, but (and I'm not trying to be mean) she is dumber than a box of rocks. Her level of stupidity just amazes me sometimes. Yesterday I waved a $50 bill in her face and told her that if she could be completely silent for 5 minutes, I would give her the money.

She lasted 27 seconds before asking if it had been 5 minutes yet. Smh...


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[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Huck

Haha I love the mo-in-law, but some of the stuff she does makes me want to kill her. I'm not a morning person by any standards. When I wake up in the morning, I want a half hour of silence as take my shower, get dressed, and eat my breakfast. Just leave me tha **** alone. Not that hard.

Moni has a problem where she literally cannot stop talking, and she asks a million questions the moment I come out of my bedroom. She is seriously waiting at the door for me to come out. Not only that, but (and I'm not trying to be mean) she is dumber than a box of rocks. Her level of stupidity just amazes me sometimes. Yesterday I waved a $50 bill in her face and told her that if she could be completely silent for 5 minutes, I would give her the money.

She lasted 27 seconds before asking if it had been 5 minutes yet. Smh...


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but it's not her fault she's not educated... and even if she was educated, you know common sense cannot be taught to some ppl... she reminds me of my own aging mother

[Huck]

Yeah it's not the education, it's the lack of common sense that drives me nuts. She just does and says things that make absolutely no sense sometimes. My wife and I just stare in amazed silence sometimes at the **** that comes out of her mouth.


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[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Huck

Yeah it's not the education, it's the lack of common sense that drives me nuts. She just does and says things that make absolutely no sense sometimes. My wife and I just stare in amazed silence sometimes at the **** that comes out of her mouth.


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awww... maybe she's getting old..?

[Huck]

Well she kinda is, but she's always been like this. She is that classic gold digger woman that latches onto some rich guy and can't do a thing for herself. She might as well be blond, she's already got the fake boobs and expensive tastes, she's just pissed cause right now she can't afford all the stuff she wants.


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[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Huck

Well she kinda is, but she's always been like this. She is that classic gold digger woman that latches onto some rich guy and can't do a thing for herself. She might as well be blond, she's already got the fake boobs and expensive tastes, she's just pissed cause right now she can't afford all the stuff she wants.


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Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh..... THAT kinda momma-in-law can't blame her... she IS colombiana ♥

[Huck]

Hahaha yeahhhh, there's so many stories I could tell you. Like the part about how she met her abusive, now 3 time ex husband on MySpace and married him after 3 weeks of being together.


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[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Huck

Hahaha yeahhhh, there's so many stories I could tell you. Like the part about how she met her abusive, now 3 time ex husband on MySpace and married him after 3 weeks of being together.


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BWWWWHHHAAATTTT?????? fck.. I need a bigger than this one...

wtf... guess he was loaded... ...yaaayyy.................

[Isamu]

Originally Posted by Huck

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Cool with me. The only rule I've laid down for my wife is that she can do what ever she wants to the house, I don't care, just don't touch my garage. And Stephy knows better, I have he trained well. It's her mom that is the problem. So we'll have to figure out how to keep her out of your garage too, cause God knows she'll be over there trying to clean your side as well.

The other day I was fixing the track for one of the drawers in the kitchen, when you pull it out the back roller comes off the track sometimes and it gets kinda jammed up. So I took the drawer out, took the back screw out of the bad track and was in the process of adjusting it when I decided to go to the bathroom. While I'm in there I hear her come in the kitchen and start moving stuff. I come out and all my tools are gone. While I'm trying to figure out what happened she comes back from the garage and says "all your tools are on the floor in the garage. If I can't touch anything in your garage, you can't touch anything in my kitchen!". I considered reminding her that she is living in our house for free because I allow her to and that she doesn't own my fuckin kitchen, but then I thought better of it. I smiled, told her she was right and apologized, and went in the garage to put everything away.

2 minutes later I heard the drawer hit the ground and silverware falling on pots and pans, followed by screaming in Spanish. She comes flying into the garage demanding to know what I had done. I told her I was in the process of fixing the drawer that she had been complaining about for 2 weeks when she decided to be a bitch. She's like, alright I'll let you come in there and fix it. I started laughing at her, and told her nope, I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymore, so you can fix it yourself. That was two days ago. She was furious.

Me 1. Moni 0. Her move.

that's too funny!
bro! we would have to put some cypher locks on the doors... no crazy moms allowed