"What the fvck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Watch it, that fvcker will have somebodys eye out" - King Harold

"Heads are going to fvcking roll" - Henry VIII

"Any fvcking idiot could understand that" - Albert Einstein

"It fvcking does look like her!" - Picasso

"How the fvck did you figure that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want what on the fvcking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"Fvck a duck" - Walt Disney

"I don't suppose its gonna fvcking rain?" - Joan of Arc

"Scattered showers my fvcking arse!" - Noah

"Where the fvck did all these fvcking Indians come from?" - General Custer

"What fvcking iceberg?" - Captain of the Titanic

"Where the fvck have you been?" - Stanley to Livingstone

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Damn Chris, I could've swore you had like 30,000 posts like 2 days ago.

lies

he is whore...

I did. They dropped some X and began experimentally multiplying. :rolleyes:

So my 12 year old played football tonight. It was the team that played 12 year olds on the 10-11 year old team.

Well they won 7 to 6. My son threw the TD pass and killed then on defense. He caught a pass and caught an interception. He pick up a fumbled snap and fought off several tackels for the 1st down needed so the could knee out the game.

Did you buy him a hooker for his great job? :tup:

No but the head cheerleader asked him to their middle school prom.

Practically the same thing. :icon17:

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awesome!

I hope all that can wait until at least highschool

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