Zombie Apocalypse!!!

Lemers

The rules are from Zombieland. He didn't make them up.


1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
5. The “Skillet”
6. Travel Light
7. Get a Kick *** Partner
8. With your Bare Hands
9. Don’t Swing Low
10. Use Your Foot
11. Bounty Paper Towels
12. Shake it Off
13. Always carry a change of underwear
14. Bowling Ball
15. Opportunity Knocks
16. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
17. Limber Up
18. Break it Up
19. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
20. Avoid Strip Clubs
21. When in doubt Know your way out
22. Ziplock
23. Use your thumbs
24. Shoot First
25. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
26. Incoming!
27. Double-Knot your Shoes
28. The Buddy System
29. Pack your stain stick
30. Check the back seat
31. Enjoy the little things
32. Swiss army Knife

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2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey