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shadoquad 09-16-2011 10:52 AM

Zags, you're a lot of fun. Seriously, you keep me entertained.

Zaggeron 09-16-2011 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1316082)
Zags, you're a lot of fun. Seriously, you keep me entertained.

I do my best :tiphat:

Rui Z 09-16-2011 11:06 AM

Context is important. As George Carlin once said:

"Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things. You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that **** all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "**** you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being **** teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the **** kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little ******* selective next time will you?""

Zaggeron 09-16-2011 11:09 AM

George Carlin was one funny man! :)

shadoquad 09-16-2011 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui Z (Post 1316119)
Context is important. As George Carlin once said:

"Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things. You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that **** all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "**** you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being **** teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the **** kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little ******* selective next time will you?""

:bowrofl: I love that bit. And I agree with it.

krzykanuk 09-16-2011 11:51 AM

Wait, that was my grandma! That's not funny!

Rui Z 09-16-2011 11:56 AM

I apologize, Kryzkanuk.

shadoquad 09-16-2011 12:02 PM

Don't let him bully you! :rofl2:

Zaggeron 09-16-2011 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1316218)
Don't let him bully you! :rofl2:

:icon18:

krzykanuk 09-16-2011 12:07 PM

Ok, it was a little bit funny.

shadoquad 09-16-2011 12:10 PM

You guys are too much :icon18:

This is a great forum.

EazyD 09-16-2011 05:53 PM

get it???/ TENNISH.

Zaggeron 09-16-2011 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by EazyD (Post 1316958)
get it???/ TENNISH.

:confused: Yes ... Tennish ... around 10 give or take a few minutes ....??? Am I wrong?

:tup:

RiCharlie 09-16-2011 07:56 PM

Ok Zaggeron I surrender ..just like you Texans did at the Alamo, I raise the white flag of surrender...

Zaggeron 09-16-2011 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RiCharlie (Post 1317088)
Ok Zaggeron I surrender ..just like you Texans did at the Alamo, I raise the white flag of surrender...

:icon18:

I don't think I've lived long enough in Austin to be a Texan, but I accept your surrender.

:happydance:

Now we're all one big happy family again. Yipee! :tiphat:


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