Either I met the nicest Z loving cop on Earth or I'm just that slick :-)

birdmanx1 · 09-03-2011, 09:59 PM

Wow he got the Bambi lecture

I just don't understand how he got picked among all of us. I think it all started when he downshifted as the officer was driving by on the way down the mountain. Hopefully he just got a warning.

RandyD · 09-03-2011, 10:01 PM

yeah just a warning.. not even written...

birdmanx1 · 09-03-2011, 10:08 PM

Sweet; glad to hear he didn't write him up them

birdmanx1 · 07-26-2012, 07:10 PM

Cool cop pulled me over for missing front tag; basically told him that the car didn't come with the brackets, wasn't going to drill my bumper for it and that I was probably going to pay for the fine just as I did for the numerous fines I got for the front tag still missing.... He gave me a warning

If I had known that being that direct would have saved so much before, I would have gotten off so many speeding ticket

Mr&Mrs · 07-26-2012, 08:06 PM

Excuse bad typing and grammer trying to make it brief as possible.

Just watched the first Fast and Furious movie (first mistake) midnight release. Leaving and see a 55 gallon bag of popcorn, I take it (second mistake). Give a friend a ride home that I have not seen in years (third mistake). At the time could not afford a fast car, I drove a truck. In comes my bright idea for the giant bag of popcorn.

I throw it in the back rip the top off and commence to hauling *** home. Im doing about 95 MPH (thats what the truck topped out at) in a 45. We are having a blast laughing our a**es off. How I didnt crash I dont know because I was drving looking backwards out the window.

I look up see a red light no cars coming so I blow through it (another bad idea) this is also where a cop was sitting off to the side.

At this point I start to see traffic ahead so I commence to driving like the movie in a truck mind you. I catch 3 red lights that I actually stop for due to traffic take a long sweeping right turn and decide its time to slow down (probably another bad choice this is where I see lights).

I think to myself no way hes after me im going to pull over so he can get by, DOH! He pulls in behind me and I still cant compute that it was me he was after because I never saw lights.

Cop: *with gun in hand* HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
Me : *gun scaring me* I like hang halfway out the window
Cop: WHY DID YOU RUN FROM ME?
Me : I never saw you im sorry dont shoot me
Cop: *starts calming down* Why did you run from me?
Me : I swear I never saw you I got over to let you by
Cop: You wish
Cop: know why I chased you?
Me : *cant think of any one thing* I say what didnt I do?
Cop: I have been chasing you since you ran that red light.
Me : *being a smart **** Wow I stopped at 3 red lights after that.
Cop: Cop: You were going so fast in between I could not catch you. Why didnt you stop?
Me : *smart a** again* Guess I didnt feel like stopping.
Cop: Licens etc etc

While waiting for the cop to come back my friend begins to tell me he has warrants and hopes he doesnt ask him for I.D.

Cop: *walking back notices whats left of the popcorn* whats this? he says
Me : Popcorn
Cop: what are you doing with it?
Me : I guess im going to eat it.
Cop: Get out of the car and tie it up now!
Me : *tried to tie it* I start laughing because it was ripped to shreds and I couldnt tie it.
Cop: *pushes me out of the way* folds what he can and flips it upside down.

He then goes on to tell me what all he "could write me up for" basically saying I should be in the back of his car. After all was said and done he only gave me a ticket for running the red light.

There is alot I left out especially with my buddy and the warrants because the cop did ask for his I.D, but I tried to keep this brief and failed. I have another good one with a police helicopter and 8 police cars I will post tomorrow I dont want to type that up after this, it isnt as funny anyway.

birdmanx1 · 07-26-2012, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs

There is alot I left out especially with my buddy and the warrants because the cop did ask for his I.D, but I tried to keep this brief and failed. I have another good one with a police helicopter and 8 police cars I will post tomorrow I dont want to type that up after this, it isnt as funny anyway.

Dude, what a story!!! I have no idea how you didn't get the county police sign tatooed on your face from the cop slamming your face on the hood. Do share about the copter and 8 police cars

Repped for some unbelievable story man. You are so lucky not to have been arrested then

Mr&Mrs · 07-26-2012, 11:50 PM

It is late and im at work watching a control board so I will go ahead and post the other one.

Me and a group of friends met up at a local Hooters used to try and do this monthly to keep in touch. We all decided to go back to my friend D's house. There was 6 of us in three different cars.

D drove a White Celica GT which he though was the worlds best car, T cant remember what he was driving he has had like 300 cars in the 10 years I have known him, and I was in my White VR4 440AWHP. I mentioned the cars because it has to do with the story.

We all left together and usually stayed in form while driving places. For what ever reason D felt like being billy bad a** and avoiding a red left turn arrow by going up a block and doing a U-Turn. Well it is late at night so I knew the light would not be red long, and within 15 seconds we (T and myself) were turning onto the road behind him. Well as I come around the corner I would say maybe a mile down the road I see the reds and blues, and I think to myself hahahaha D's getting a ticket for driving like a prick again. So I speed up thinking when I go by im going to slow down and give him the finger...funny right? I probably drove 2 miles no sign of him or the cop so, meh must not have been him.

Another mile or so I stop at a light next to a Civic that has a hard on for me, so you guessed it I took off with the 440AWHP left him and my buddy in the dust and just kept on crusin at a high rate of speed. His neighborhood was very close to this. I decided to slow down a little so my buddy and the chick in his car could catch up and see me drift around the last corner before his neighborhood and punch it all the way down this perfect 1/2 mile road.

Well I make a killer drift at about 40 mph and by the time I pull out of it I was doing about 80 with a big smile on my face I look in my rear view mirror to see the reds and blues FML! then I think to myself wait he lives in this gated neighborhood just to my right side and I have the code to get in no way the cop will no where I went....right? So I keep my foot planted I didnt look at my speed but im sure I hit 130 mph. As im nearing the point of needing to brake I see reds and blues ahead of me coming from the oposite end of the road, needless to say I decided to give up. This all happened in a matter of 10-15 seconds mind you.

I look behind me again and there is what appears to be 3 more cop cars, I start to get blinded by something in the sky (helicopter). The lights I saw in front of me was 3 more cop cars not 1, they were close and had me boxed in within seconds, and then two more out of no where on my left side. FML! (to the right of me was an exit only gate to his neighbor hood 1 of only two gates to get in or out surrounded by an 8ft wall) I was so close!

Then I started thinking wait how could this many cops and a helicopter already be after me, i was only driving like an idiot for a minute...two tops. DDDDD! I screamed as the cops are dragging me out of my car, handcuffing me, and throwing me on my hood.

This is were it gets stooooopid because I had so many cops yelling at me and asking me questions, saying I jumped railroad tracks and drove into on comming traffic etc. etc. I actually started to agree with them even though I never really done any of that. At this point I know I was in shock and just stopped talking. I had a women cop yelling in my face that she was doing 100MPH and not closing the gap on me, im thinking duh I was trying to get away, and the cop that slammed me on the hood (the first one to start chasing who he thought was me) had a seriously crooked eye, I wanted to say so bad how the f*** could you know it was me with your crazy eyes.

Like I said though at this point I was not talking to them anymore because I started agreeing with them for some stupid reason. I look out in the shadows and like 100 people are staring at me from their houses and driveways, and I notice this young cop my age at the time even walking around the car. He actually says to me nice car, what?! thanks now is the time for that. He then grabs the crazy eye cop and says this isnt the car, like three times. Mr crazy eye was gonna pin it on me because he turned right when he shoud of went left. then over the radio they say, it was a white Toyota MR2. So I smiled big and held my hands out to get the stupid cuffs off me.

Then the lady cop starts yelling at me again about being a vehicular manslaughter investigator and I could of killed an old lady backing out of her driveway (at 1am? ya right) plus the side of the road I was on there was no driveways. After my lecture they let me go with nothing but a slap on the hands.

While all this was going on my buddy D that they were chasing, was so messed up from running actually freaked out and decided to go get a blockbuster movie since we had not showed up yet (forgot to mention they stopped traffic so my other buddy was stuck on the road).

Well he went to go out the gate they had stopped me in front of but my car was not visible so he just thought it was the entire police force trying to get into the gate. He flipped out opened his garage that was full of misc things golf clubs, work out equipment, ping pong table, you name it. Floored it inside smashing everything in sight.

Once we got there and explained everything to him he calmed down and im not going to lie actually high fived that he got away. I also started to date the chick (smokin hot blonde with blue eyes) that was with my buddy. It was the first time she met me guess it turned her on or something lol.

Also these cops didnt have a clue, my car was twice the size of his celica, and they were after an MR2 lol.

Anyway dont run from cops, dont drive like an idiot. I never drive like that anymore I was young and dumb. So many people do die from stupidity like my friends and I displayed.

blackcherry20 · 07-27-2012, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dallaz

Dang you guys all got lucky, I however was less fortunate. I got pulled over in the fast lane going with the speed of traffic (which was apperently like 78mph) in a 65. He was just chillin on the shoulder and i didnt even see him until it was too late. He pointed at me and then got in his car..... Oh S**t! so any ways I pull off the crowded highway and come to a stop. He walks up and says "license and registration (or proof of insurance, whatever)"... No please in there, and then goes back to his car. After probably 20 minutes no joke he walks back up and says "I'm officer ______ from ______ county, sign here the instructions are on the back"; and then walks to his car. WHAT!!!!! Here I am not even knowing what he pulled me over for and he doesn't tell me anything but "the instructions are on the back" So anyways he ended up giving me the ticket for 13 over. And apparently the max limit before higher fines is 15mph over. Meanwhile you guys are doin 100+ and getting away with it lol. Please teach me!

Ohio state troopers give no grace either- once got a tcket in my Z28 camaro for 70 in a 65 zone-this on a four lane interstate-wth?! Same conversation as above-none!

b1adesofcha0s · 07-27-2012, 09:53 AM

Those are some crazy azz stories Mr&Mrs. Glad you got away in both situations

Mr&Mrs · 07-27-2012, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Those are some crazy azz stories Mr&Mrs. Glad you got away in both situations

So am I! The cops in my area must be super nice because I have only had 3 tickets out of the 15-20 times I was pulled over. One of the times was even out of state and involved an Officer spilling his chicken dinner all over his lap

Some of the others are for really stupid things like the above two.

HOWEVER! I learned from my mistakes and have not even been pulled over in 7 years!

birdmanx1 · 07-27-2012, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs

So am I! The cops in my area must be super nice because I have only had 3 tickets out of the 15-20 times I was pulled over. One of the times was even out of state and involved an Officer spilling his chicken dinner all over his lap

Some of the others are for really stupid things like the above two.

HOWEVER! I learned from my mistakes and have not even been pulled over in 7 years!

Dude, you do have the craziest stories ever. Not sure how you managed not to get shot already

You don't want to mess with a cop chicken dinner or donut for that matter

b1adesofcha0s · 07-28-2012, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs

So am I! The cops in my area must be super nice because I have only had 3 tickets out of the 15-20 times I was pulled over. One of the times was even out of state and involved an Officer spilling his chicken dinner all over his lap

Some of the others are for really stupid things like the above two.

HOWEVER! I learned from my mistakes and have not even been pulled over in 7 years!

That's awesome man! In my first 5 yrs of driving I only got pulled over and ticketed once. It was for cutting one car length through the shoulder in rush hour traffic to take my exit. Cop pulled over the guy in front of me and then came back after me and told me I was getting pulled over too. Had to reverse back like 1/8 mile in the shoulder to get back to where the other guy was. He made me late to class that day

I've been pulled over like 4-5 times in the past year for no front plate. Not a single issue in the first 8 months I ran without it, but the last 4 weren't so much. All were warnings except the last one and I finally put it back on after the ticket. He only gave me a ticket because I already had a warning. He had initially pulled me over for "driving with intent to make excessive noise", probably because he couldn't get me for speeding. Also gave me a warning for my tail lights. He definitely walked around my car to see what else he could get me with.

09-03-2011, 09:59 PM	#46 (permalink)
birdmanx1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 95 Posts: 3,175 Drives: 370z Nismo Rep Power: 24	Wow he got the Bambi lecture I just don't understand how he got picked among all of us. I think it all started when he downshifted as the officer was driving by on the way down the mountain. Hopefully he just got a warning. __________________ 370Z NISMO #0462 \| ClearBra \| 3M tint \| Head/Taillights \| Dynamat \| Black Roof \| Tommy Kaira HB \| CF Parts \| Berk HFCs \| FI SS \| NST Pulleys \| Takeda aFe \| K&N \| H&R Spacers \| Swift Spec R \| SPC F&R \| Zuperman M370 Nismo Vid \| Nismo Journal \| Nismo Rumble

09-03-2011, 10:08 PM	#48 (permalink)
birdmanx1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 95 Posts: 3,175 Drives: 370z Nismo Rep Power: 24	Sweet; glad to hear he didn't write him up them __________________ 370Z NISMO #0462 \| ClearBra \| 3M tint \| Head/Taillights \| Dynamat \| Black Roof \| Tommy Kaira HB \| CF Parts \| Berk HFCs \| FI SS \| NST Pulleys \| Takeda aFe \| K&N \| H&R Spacers \| Swift Spec R \| SPC F&R \| Zuperman M370 Nismo Vid \| Nismo Journal \| Nismo Rumble

07-26-2012, 07:10 PM	#49 (permalink)
birdmanx1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 95 Posts: 3,175 Drives: 370z Nismo Rep Power: 24	Cool cop pulled me over for missing front tag; basically told him that the car didn't come with the brackets, wasn't going to drill my bumper for it and that I was probably going to pay for the fine just as I did for the numerous fines I got for the front tag still missing.... He gave me a warning If I had known that being that direct would have saved so much before, I would have gotten off so many speeding ticket __________________ 370Z NISMO #0462 \| ClearBra \| 3M tint \| Head/Taillights \| Dynamat \| Black Roof \| Tommy Kaira HB \| CF Parts \| Berk HFCs \| FI SS \| NST Pulleys \| Takeda aFe \| K&N \| H&R Spacers \| Swift Spec R \| SPC F&R \| Zuperman M370 Nismo Vid \| Nismo Journal \| Nismo Rumble

07-26-2012, 08:06 PM	#50 (permalink)
Mr&Mrs A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: Tampa Posts: 4,207 Drives: RZ34 Rep Power: 31940	Excuse bad typing and grammer trying to make it brief as possible. Just watched the first Fast and Furious movie (first mistake) midnight release. Leaving and see a 55 gallon bag of popcorn, I take it (second mistake). Give a friend a ride home that I have not seen in years (third mistake). At the time could not afford a fast car, I drove a truck. In comes my bright idea for the giant bag of popcorn. I throw it in the back rip the top off and commence to hauling * home. Im doing about 95 MPH (thats what the truck topped out at) in a 45. We are having a blast laughing our aes off. How I didnt crash I dont know because I was drving looking backwards out the window. I look up see a red light no cars coming so I blow through it (another bad idea) this is also where a cop was sitting off to the side. At this point I start to see traffic ahead so I commence to driving like the movie in a truck mind you. I catch 3 red lights that I actually stop for due to traffic take a long sweeping right turn and decide its time to slow down (probably another bad choice this is where I see lights). I think to myself no way hes after me im going to pull over so he can get by, DOH! He pulls in behind me and I still cant compute that it was me he was after because I never saw lights. Cop: with gun in hand HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! Me : gun scaring me I like hang halfway out the window Cop: WHY DID YOU RUN FROM ME? Me : I never saw you im sorry dont shoot me Cop: starts calming down Why did you run from me? Me : I swear I never saw you I got over to let you by Cop: You wish Cop: know why I chased you? Me : cant think of any one thing I say what didnt I do? Cop: I have been chasing you since you ran that red light. Me : being a smart *** Wow I stopped at 3 red lights after that. Cop: Cop: You were going so fast in between I could not catch you. Why didnt you stop? Me : smart a* again* Guess I didnt feel like stopping. Cop: Licens etc etc While waiting for the cop to come back my friend begins to tell me he has warrants and hopes he doesnt ask him for I.D. Cop: walking back notices whats left of the popcorn whats this? he says Me : Popcorn Cop: what are you doing with it? Me : I guess im going to eat it. Cop: Get out of the car and tie it up now! Me : tried to tie it I start laughing because it was ripped to shreds and I couldnt tie it. Cop: pushes me out of the way folds what he can and flips it upside down. He then goes on to tell me what all he "could write me up for" basically saying I should be in the back of his car. After all was said and done he only gave me a ticket for running the red light. There is alot I left out especially with my buddy and the warrants because the cop did ask for his I.D, but I tried to keep this brief and failed. I have another good one with a police helicopter and 8 police cars I will post tomorrow I dont want to type that up after this, it isnt as funny anyway. __________________ Project Z <--Click - Check out the link too many mods to list! Last edited by Mr&Mrs; 07-26-2012 at 10:55 PM. Reason: left out my response to why didnt you stop

07-26-2012, 11:50 PM	#52 (permalink)
Mr&Mrs A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: Tampa Posts: 4,207 Drives: RZ34 Rep Power: 31940	It is late and im at work watching a control board so I will go ahead and post the other one. Me and a group of friends met up at a local Hooters used to try and do this monthly to keep in touch. We all decided to go back to my friend D's house. There was 6 of us in three different cars. D drove a White Celica GT which he though was the worlds best car, T cant remember what he was driving he has had like 300 cars in the 10 years I have known him, and I was in my White VR4 440AWHP. I mentioned the cars because it has to do with the story. We all left together and usually stayed in form while driving places. For what ever reason D felt like being billy bad a and avoiding a red left turn arrow by going up a block and doing a U-Turn. Well it is late at night so I knew the light would not be red long, and within 15 seconds we (T and myself) were turning onto the road behind him. Well as I come around the corner I would say maybe a mile down the road I see the reds and blues, and I think to myself hahahaha D's getting a ticket for driving like a prick again. So I speed up thinking when I go by im going to slow down and give him the finger...funny right? I probably drove 2 miles no sign of him or the cop so, meh must not have been him. Another mile or so I stop at a light next to a Civic that has a hard on for me, so you guessed it I took off with the 440AWHP left him and my buddy in the dust and just kept on crusin at a high rate of speed. His neighborhood was very close to this. I decided to slow down a little so my buddy and the chick in his car could catch up and see me drift around the last corner before his neighborhood and punch it all the way down this perfect 1/2 mile road. Well I make a killer drift at about 40 mph and by the time I pull out of it I was doing about 80 with a big smile on my face I look in my rear view mirror to see the reds and blues FML! then I think to myself wait he lives in this gated neighborhood just to my right side and I have the code to get in no way the cop will no where I went....right? So I keep my foot planted I didnt look at my speed but im sure I hit 130 mph. As im nearing the point of needing to brake I see reds and blues ahead of me coming from the oposite end of the road, needless to say I decided to give up. This all happened in a matter of 10-15 seconds mind you. I look behind me again and there is what appears to be 3 more cop cars, I start to get blinded by something in the sky (helicopter). The lights I saw in front of me was 3 more cop cars not 1, they were close and had me boxed in within seconds, and then two more out of no where on my left side. FML! (to the right of me was an exit only gate to his neighbor hood 1 of only two gates to get in or out surrounded by an 8ft wall) I was so close! Then I started thinking wait how could this many cops and a helicopter already be after me, i was only driving like an idiot for a minute...two tops. DDDDD! I screamed as the cops are dragging me out of my car, handcuffing me, and throwing me on my hood. This is were it gets stooooopid because I had so many cops yelling at me and asking me questions, saying I jumped railroad tracks and drove into on comming traffic etc. etc. I actually started to agree with them even though I never really done any of that. At this point I know I was in shock and just stopped talking. I had a women cop yelling in my face that she was doing 100MPH and not closing the gap on me, im thinking duh I was trying to get away, and the cop that slammed me on the hood (the first one to start chasing who he thought was me) had a seriously crooked eye, I wanted to say so bad how the f* could you know it was me with your crazy eyes. Like I said though at this point I was not talking to them anymore because I started agreeing with them for some stupid reason. I look out in the shadows and like 100 people are staring at me from their houses and driveways, and I notice this young cop my age at the time even walking around the car. He actually says to me nice car, what?! thanks now is the time for that. He then grabs the crazy eye cop and says this isnt the car, like three times. Mr crazy eye was gonna pin it on me because he turned right when he shoud of went left. then over the radio they say, it was a white Toyota MR2. So I smiled big and held my hands out to get the stupid cuffs off me. Then the lady cop starts yelling at me again about being a vehicular manslaughter investigator and I could of killed an old lady backing out of her driveway (at 1am? ya right) plus the side of the road I was on there was no driveways. After my lecture they let me go with nothing but a slap on the hands. While all this was going on my buddy D that they were chasing, was so messed up from running actually freaked out and decided to go get a blockbuster movie since we had not showed up yet (forgot to mention they stopped traffic so my other buddy was stuck on the road). Well he went to go out the gate they had stopped me in front of but my car was not visible so he just thought it was the entire police force trying to get into the gate. He flipped out opened his garage that was full of misc things golf clubs, work out equipment, ping pong table, you name it. Floored it inside smashing everything in sight. Once we got there and explained everything to him he calmed down and im not going to lie actually high fived that he got away. I also started to date the chick (smokin hot blonde with blue eyes) that was with my buddy. It was the first time she met me guess it turned her on or something lol. Also these cops didnt have a clue, my car was twice the size of his celica, and they were after an MR2 lol. Anyway dont run from cops, dont drive like an idiot. I never drive like that anymore I was young and dumb. So many people do die from stupidity like my friends and I displayed. __________________ Project Z <--Click - Check out the link too many mods to list! Last edited by Mr&Mrs; 07-26-2012 at 11:54 PM. Reason: removed names

09-03-2011, 10:01 PM	#47 (permalink)
RandyD A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Potomac Falls, VA Posts: 2,977 Drives: 2010 370z 7AT Roadst Rep Power: 20	yeah just a warning.. not even written...

07-27-2012, 09:53 AM	#54 (permalink)
b1adesofcha0s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: MD Posts: 40,963 Drives: HypeTrain Choo Choo! Rep Power: 141	Those are some crazy azz stories Mr&Mrs. Glad you got away in both situations __________________ Project: b1adeZmobile (2009 370Z) \| Uprev Tune by AAM Competition \| Berk Exhaust Project: b1adeZmobile 2.0 (2014 C7 Z51) \| Corsa Xtreme Exhaust

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