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Old 05-03-2009, 04:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2009, 06:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've got enough ammunition to stop a small army, martial arts skills, sharp stabby objects, and a two story house.


...bring it.
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Old 05-03-2009, 07:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've got enough ammunition to stop a small army, martial arts skills, sharp stabby objects, and a two story house.


...bring it.
Do you have supplies to close windows and shut down the doors? Any weak spot and the zombies will find a way in.
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Do you have supplies to close windows and shut down the doors? Any weak spot and the zombies will find a way in.
Plenty lumber in the shed in my backyard.
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You lightweights probably don't even have a ZSP (Zombie Survival Plan).
My place:

KZ = Kill Zone for Zombies
spkz = stupid people killed by Zombies (never hang out in a barn during a zombie attack!)
w = enclosed water well
B = boat for sea getaway if zombie situation goes on more than 28 days
P = Propane tank to use for energy or blow up bunch-o-zombies
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FP = Fortified Palace including gun ports (windows to you civilians)
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You lightweights probably don't even have a ZSP (Zombie Survival Plan).
My place:
KZ = Kill Zone for Zombies
spkz = stupid people killed by Zombies (never hang out in a barn during a zombie attack!)
w = enclosed water well
B = boat for sea getaway if zombie situation goes on more than 28 days
P = Propane tank to use for energy or blow up bunch-o-zombies
M/W maintenance/workshed to invent new zombie killing devices
FP = Fortified Palace including gun ports (windows to you civilians)
Weak. No land mines, no electrified razor wire fences, no underground shelter containing 20 years of food, water, and medical preparations sealed by a bank vault door, with HEPA-filtered ventilation to a hidden outlet at the top of a tree. No plan for installing yourself as dictator after you regain control of the surrounding countryside. No stable of multiple young girlfriends to ensure you can repopulate the earth with your genes.

FAIL!
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Weak. No land mines, no electrified razor wire fences, no underground shelter containing 20 years of food, water, and medical preparations sealed by a bank vault door, with HEPA-filtered ventilation to a hidden outlet at the top of a tree. No plan for installing yourself as dictator after you regain control of the surrounding countryside. No stable of multiple young girlfriends to ensure you can repopulate the earth with your genes.

FAIL!
You think I'm gonna spill all the beans here on the wide open interwebs?
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't have any guns. If **** goes down, I'll probably slit my wrists or something.
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Pfft, zombies... if Resident Evil has taught me anything, it's that standing still while shooting and walking in circles is a sure fire way to confuse and dispose of them!
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Pfft, zombies... if Resident Evil has taught me anything, it's that standing still while shooting and walking in circles is a sure fire way to confuse and dispose of them!
You could try the Sean of the Dead thing & pretend you're a zombie whilst walking through the crowd of them.
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You could try the Sean of the Dead thing & pretend you're a zombie whilst walking through the crowd of them.
haha love that movie.
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