Fun With Google Translate
 

Ok, everyone, here is the idea. Type a paragraph in a spoiler tag, then copy and paste the text into Google Translate from English to another language, translate it 3-4 times, and then translate it back again and paste the text. Also, include the languages you've used.

Like so:

XwChriswX is a nice boy. He is fond of playing Xbox games well with his friends Shadoquad and Blu. He owns a black Nissan 370z and has modified it to be really fast and pretty. Also, Chris is a homosexual.



English to Czech to French to Japanese to Russian to English

The fun is seeing how badly the original message gets borked. It's like a game of "telephone".

Have fun!

Lol!

I'll go again.

The Nissan 370z is a front engine, rear wheel drive sports car from Japan. It is the latest evolution of the Z car line, which has been sold in the United States since the 1970's. It is a lot of fun to toss around winding roads, and it also gets decent pick up in a straight line. It is gorgeous to look at, a real enthusiast's car. For a fraction of the cost, you can get looks and performance that are close to those of a Porsche or Corvette! Now that's a great bargain!



English to Dutch to Finnish to Hebrew to Lithuanian to English

This game is too much reading, but I'll go...


A Colts fan, a Texans fan and a Cowboy fan are climbing a mountain, and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Colts's fan insists that he is the most loyal. "This is for Indianapolis!" He yells and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Texans's fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for Houston!" and pushes the Cowboy fan off the mountain!!

English --> Spanish --> Bulgarian --> Polish --> Yiddish --> English

ROFL! That was awesome!!!

A Man U supporter, A Gunner and a Spurs supporter were caught out on the piss in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is a crime that carries severe penalties there and they were all sentenced to 10 years in a Saudi prison. It just so happened to be the King's birthday and he was feeling generous so he decided to reduce the sentence to 20 lashes of the whip and since it was the saudi independence day, he further granted the guilty supporters one wish each. When asked, the Spurs supporter said, "I wish for a pillow to be strapped to my back" His wish was granted but the whip tore the pillow to shreds by the 10th lash and he was left bloodied and in need of medical attention. Then it was the Man U supporter's turn and his wish request was 2 pillows. This still proved inadequate and the whip broke through at 15 lashes leaving him in a bad state. After that, the king tuned to the Gunner and said, since you are the last, I will grant you 2 wishes before your punishment. The Gunner thought for a minute then replied, "For my first wish, I'd like 100 lashes instead of 20." The king admired the man's courage and asked him what his second wish was. The Gunner replied, "Strap the Spurs supporter to my back."

English -> Slovak -> Haitian Creole -> Japanese -> Dutch -> English



IT MAKES NO SENSE LOL

LOL Phelan!

My favorite line was "washing machine" WTF FROM WHERE?! :rofl2:

OMG this is fun and all... but you guys need to quit it with the novels :roflpuke2:

especially phephe

Ok, I'll try...

Nina is the coolest female OG ever!



:roflpuke2:

English to Greek to Irish to Italian to Swahili to English

:owned::owned::owned:

:rofl2:

I have zero originality so I copied the OP's paragraph :p

XwChriswX a good boy. He likes to play Blu-ray Xbox and friends Shadoquad. Nissan 370Z is black, it changes very quickly. In addition, Chris is gay.

English > Hebrew > Russian > Persian > Chinese > English

You suck at tags, just sayin :p

ugh I hate you guys! :mad:

at least it's just at tags :bowrofl: