Fun With Google Translate

phelan · 08-10-2011, 04:51 PM

A Man U supporter, A Gunner and a Spurs supporter were caught out on the piss in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is a crime that carries severe penalties there and they were all sentenced to 10 years in a Saudi prison. It just so happened to be the King's birthday and he was feeling generous so he decided to reduce the sentence to 20 lashes of the whip and since it was the saudi independence day, he further granted the guilty supporters one wish each. When asked, the Spurs supporter said, "I wish for a pillow to be strapped to my back" His wish was granted but the whip tore the pillow to shreds by the 10th lash and he was left bloodied and in need of medical attention. Then it was the Man U supporter's turn and his wish request was 2 pillows. This still proved inadequate and the whip broke through at 15 lashes leaving him in a bad state. After that, the king tuned to the Gunner and said, since you are the last, I will grant you 2 wishes before your punishment. The Gunner thought for a minute then replied, "For my first wish, I'd like 100 lashes instead of 20." The king admired the man's courage and asked him what his second wish was. The Gunner replied, "Strap the Spurs supporter to my back."

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08-10-2011, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 39 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	A Man U supporter, A Gunner and a Spurs supporter were caught out on the piss in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is a crime that carries severe penalties there and they were all sentenced to 10 years in a Saudi prison. It just so happened to be the King's birthday and he was feeling generous so he decided to reduce the sentence to 20 lashes of the whip and since it was the saudi independence day, he further granted the guilty supporters one wish each. When asked, the Spurs supporter said, "I wish for a pillow to be strapped to my back" His wish was granted but the whip tore the pillow to shreds by the 10th lash and he was left bloodied and in need of medical attention. Then it was the Man U supporter's turn and his wish request was 2 pillows. This still proved inadequate and the whip broke through at 15 lashes leaving him in a bad state. After that, the king tuned to the Gunner and said, since you are the last, I will grant you 2 wishes before your punishment. The Gunner thought for a minute then replied, "For my first wish, I'd like 100 lashes instead of 20." The king admired the man's courage and asked him what his second wish was. The Gunner replied, "Strap the Spurs supporter to my back." English -> Slovak -> Haitian Creole -> Japanese -> Dutch -> English ( Click to show/hide ) Man U fans are artiyeur Spurs supporters to keep urine in Saudi Arabia. Drunk, was sentenced to 10 years in prison in Saudi Arabia, where all felony to carry severe penalties. It happened just his birthday, the king was generous and so decided to reduce the sentence to 20 to please his brother, and that Arab independence, I support their position that the responsibility. According to the supporters of Spurs ask you: "I want a pillow connected to the back," planned, whip, beat the dechikèt as 10 washing machines, bleed him, left with the medical need. Then he went to the supporters of Man U, he asked to have two pillows. This test is still a lack of permeability of 15, and his brother, and leave it in a bad way. Hearing that the king and artiyeur And if you last, I give you two, said after the first sentence refers to the concept of tuaja.Gunner time: "First I want, I 100 yes, in place of the 20th century "King praised the courage of the people asked what he second ishte.Gunner he said. "Spurs fans behind the ropes" My IT MAKES NO SENSE LOL __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.

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