The 370z Useless Thread (Coors Lite version)

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:18 PM

I don't assume you live in an igloo and an ice road trucker.

frost · 12-27-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

I don't assume you live in an igloo and an ice road trucker.

Don't be so sure.

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:21 PM

Haha Nice.

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:21 PM

You got mad photoshop skills.

nogoodname · 12-27-2009, 01:21 PM

that's my igloo

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:22 PM

You are living the dream.

nogoodname · 12-27-2009, 01:23 PM

but the G gets stuck alot

frost · 12-27-2009, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

You are living the dream.

Totally, look at how much space he has to open that baby up without interference from the law.

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:23 PM

You should get NOS.

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:23 PM

Hey frost.

frost · 12-27-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

You should get NOS.

Just not too much, or you will blow out your floor board.

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:25 PM

Yea. That happened to me. The computer said no, but I said yes.

frost · 12-27-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

Yea. That happened to me. The computer said no, but I said yes.

rofl, did you tell it yes by slamming it shut?

SilverBullet · 12-27-2009, 01:26 PM

Canada Jokes

A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.

nogoodname · 12-27-2009, 01:26 PM

i overnighted those parts from Japan man.....

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12-27-2009, 01:18 PM	#41371 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	I don't assume you live in an igloo and an ice road trucker.

12-27-2009, 01:21 PM	#41373 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	Haha Nice.

12-27-2009, 01:21 PM	#41374 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	You got mad photoshop skills.

12-27-2009, 01:21 PM	#41375 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1765	that's my igloo

12-27-2009, 01:22 PM	#41376 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	You are living the dream.

12-27-2009, 01:23 PM	#41377 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1765	but the G gets stuck alot

12-27-2009, 01:23 PM	#41379 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	You should get NOS.

12-27-2009, 01:23 PM	#41380 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	Hey frost.

12-27-2009, 01:25 PM	#41382 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	Yea. That happened to me. The computer said no, but I said yes.

12-27-2009, 01:26 PM	#41384 (permalink)
SilverBullet Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 873 Drives: 2008 G37 Rep Power: 17	Canada Jokes A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth." He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his." What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? The taste.

12-27-2009, 01:26 PM	#41385 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1765	i overnighted those parts from Japan man.....