The 370z Useless Thread (Coors Lite version)

bigaudiofanat · 08-30-2009, 12:01 AM

Lol

StLRedrider · 08-30-2009, 12:02 AM

i just got home, we meet every year on this date since 2005 out at my cousin's gravesite, he was 20 about to turn 21 and died in a suv roll over accident. So we meet up and shoot the breeze about the good times we had with him

2theextreme · 08-30-2009, 12:03 AM

UPS fails to deliver a package to my aunt. She looks up the tracking information.....says on the page: Unable to deliver. Could not locate address. Ok....so she calls them this morning and tells her that the driver obviously didn't want to deliver the package or simply wanted to go home Friday because shes lived in this house since 1964 and this isn't some Harry Potter house that magically disappeared from the road.

She gets told that they (UPS) has sent a postcard to the house and until she replies to the postcard and confirms the address, she won't be getting her package. So, let me get this straight......the driver says the address doesn't exist, HOWEVER, UPS is going to send a postcard to said address to verify it does exist? Am I totally missing something here or does that not sound like the stupidest thing in the world?

"Hi, our driver said your address and house doesn't exist....BUT we're gonna send a postcard just to verify. Thank you."

This would make for a great MadTV or Saturday Night Live sketch......

Togo · 08-30-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider

i just got home, we meet every year on this date since 2005 out at my cousin's gravesite, he was 20 about to turn 21 and died in a suv roll over accident. So we meet up and shoot the breeze about the good times we had with him

oh man, sorry to hear about that. Thats really a cool way to remember him though

frost · 08-30-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Togo

Not much.. same old stuff.. little of this, little of that

bravo sir, bravo.

StLRedrider · 08-30-2009, 12:05 AM

thank you, every year though less and less people show up, thats alright. So how are your'e alls weekend going so far?

Togo · 08-30-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme

UPS fails to deliver a package to my aunt. She looks up the tracking information.....says on the page: Unable to deliver. Could not locate address. Ok....so she calls them this morning and tells her that the driver obviously didn't want to deliver the package or simply wanted to go home Friday because shes lived in this house since 1964 and this isn't some Harry Potter house that magically disappeared from the road.

She gets told that they (UPS) has sent a postcard to the house and until she replies to the postcard and confirms the address, she won't be getting her package. So, let me get this straight......the driver says the address doesn't exist, HOWEVER, UPS is going to send a postcard to said address to verify it does exist? Am I totally missing something here or does that not sound like the stupidest thing in the world?

"Hi, our driver said your address and house doesn't exist....BUT we're gonna send a postcard just to verify. Thank you."

This would make for a great MadTV or Saturday Night Live sketch......

That is quite *** backwards... maybe UPS is figuring that the USPS guys are smarter at finding houses...

Togo · 08-30-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider

thank you, every year though less and less people show up, thats alright. So how are your'e alls weekend going so far?

Eh, didn't really do anything but doing nothing has been nice. Haven't really gotten to in a while so it was welcomed. Got to find something to do tomorrow though.

Togo · 08-30-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

bravo sir, bravo.

2theextreme · 08-30-2009, 12:08 AM

frost....that little "smirk" you chose for your avatar makes me laugh everytime......because I can see you making that look...all the time!

frost · 08-30-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme

UPS fails to deliver a package to my aunt. She looks up the tracking information.....says on the page: Unable to deliver. Could not locate address. Ok....so she calls them this morning and tells her that the driver obviously didn't want to deliver the package or simply wanted to go home Friday because shes lived in this house since 1964 and this isn't some Harry Potter house that magically disappeared from the road.

She gets told that they (UPS) has sent a postcard to the house and until she replies to the postcard and confirms the address, she won't be getting her package. So, let me get this straight......the driver says the address doesn't exist, HOWEVER, UPS is going to send a postcard to said address to verify it does exist? Am I totally missing something here or does that not sound like the stupidest thing in the world?

"Hi, our driver said your address and house doesn't exist....BUT we're gonna send a postcard just to verify. Thank you."

This would make for a great MadTV or Saturday Night Live sketch......

wtf? what high school dropout did they get to manage that store?

frost · 08-30-2009, 12:10 AM

I chose it because I'm famous for smirking.

2theextreme · 08-30-2009, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

wtf? what high school dropout did they get to manage that store?

Oh she was put all the way up to a manager....who gave her the exact same excuse. She said my package better be delivered on Monday. He said, "Well, I cant promise you that. The local UPS store will have to decide that."

She said, "No, I don't think you heard me....my package WILL be delivered on Monday."

*SILENCE FOR TWO MINUTES*

She says: "So, am I waiting for YOU or are you waiting for ME to say something else?"

He said: "Oh, I thought you'd hung up."

again!

Trips · 08-30-2009, 12:12 AM

She could of elected to pickup in person and give them *** chewing.^^^^^^

frost · 08-30-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple's

She could of elected to pickup in person and give them *** chewing.^^^^^^

Indeed

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StLRedrider A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St.louis,Mo Posts: 17,755 Drives: O9Sprt/Touring,p-51 Rep Power: 60	i just got home, we meet every year on this date since 2005 out at my cousin's gravesite, he was 20 about to turn 21 and died in a suv roll over accident. So we meet up and shoot the breeze about the good times we had with him __________________ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today J.Dean

08-30-2009, 12:03 AM	#23013 (permalink)
2theextreme RIP Tony :( (1969-2015) Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 18,802 Drives: '14 Mustang GT/CS Rep Power: 67	UPS fails to deliver a package to my aunt. She looks up the tracking information.....says on the page: Unable to deliver. Could not locate address. Ok....so she calls them this morning and tells her that the driver obviously didn't want to deliver the package or simply wanted to go home Friday because shes lived in this house since 1964 and this isn't some Harry Potter house that magically disappeared from the road. She gets told that they (UPS) has sent a postcard to the house and until she replies to the postcard and confirms the address, she won't be getting her package. So, let me get this straight......the driver says the address doesn't exist, HOWEVER, UPS is going to send a postcard to said address to verify it does exist? Am I totally missing something here or does that not sound like the stupidest thing in the world? "Hi, our driver said your address and house doesn't exist....BUT we're gonna send a postcard just to verify. Thank you." This would make for a great MadTV or Saturday Night Live sketch...... __________________ SpinTech Mufflers, Airaid CAI, JBA H-Pipe, Lethal Performance Over Axle Pipes, MMD Quarter Panel Louvers, Cervini's Ram Air Type IV Hood, Carbon Fiber Radiator Cover, GT500 Rear Valance, Quad Exhaust Tips

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StLRedrider A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St.louis,Mo Posts: 17,755 Drives: O9Sprt/Touring,p-51 Rep Power: 60	thank you, every year though less and less people show up, thats alright. So how are your'e alls weekend going so far? __________________ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today J.Dean

08-30-2009, 12:08 AM	#23020 (permalink)
2theextreme RIP Tony :( (1969-2015) Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 18,802 Drives: '14 Mustang GT/CS Rep Power: 67	frost....that little "smirk" you chose for your avatar makes me laugh everytime......because I can see you making that look...all the time! __________________ SpinTech Mufflers, Airaid CAI, JBA H-Pipe, Lethal Performance Over Axle Pipes, MMD Quarter Panel Louvers, Cervini's Ram Air Type IV Hood, Carbon Fiber Radiator Cover, GT500 Rear Valance, Quad Exhaust Tips

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