The 370z Useless Thread (Coors Lite version)

[Namir]

Yea we'll stay away from those.
Rep points are controversial.

How about a +1 for awesome x-ray reading skills

[Sunsational04]

alright.. hahaha sounds good! isnt that crazy tho? like who DOES that??

[invazn]

whats the controversy on rep points? and why did the kid have a screw up his ***?

[invazn]

[Namir]

You'd be surprised how many people go to the ER with things shoved up their butts.

I used to work in the ER x-ray and we saw some weird stuff.

Scissors, flashlights, lightbulbs, toys etc.

The weirdest was an elderly man who came in with a plastic PEAR in his as$.
He wouldn't tell us why or how it got there, only that he wanted it gone.
Later his wife told us he has a history of putting things there.

I wanted to tell him EXIT ONLY! But he wasn't very friendly.

[Namir]

Originally Posted by invazn

whats the controversy on rep points? and why did the kid have a screw up his ***?

Haha not really controversy. We just don't want to abuse the rep point system as its not meant for rewarding correct guesses to things put in peoples butts.

Some members previously were asking each other for rep points which kind of undermines their purpose.

[Sunsational04]

hahaha i often wonder that too, ive definitley seen tons of stuff people shove up there but people are SICK lemme tell you. but this kid was autistic but at first i had no idea.. but i dunno guess he got a little bored haha..

[Namir]

Are you an x-ray tech/nurse/doctor?

[Sunsational04]

yup.. xray tech

x for life. lol

[Namir]

Awesome, all the X-ray techs were super nice at the hospital I worked at.

The radiologists were grumpy because they sat in dark rooms all day.

[Namir]

Oh btw, how do I get something other than "Base Member" under my name.

I want to be special. Can I be the ladies lounge assistant moderator?

I've always wondered what goes on in those threads.....

[Sunsational04]

lol yea i think every place has their grumpy rads but theres some good ones too! what did you do there?

[Sunsational04]

Originally Posted by Namir

Oh btw, how do I get something other than "Base Member" under my name.

I want to be special. Can I be the ladies lounge assistant moderator?

I've always wondered what goes on in those threads.....

hahaha.. im not sure you'd have to ask AK370z.. he knows everything lol you wondered what goes on in what thread? the ladies lounge?

[AK370Z]

Originally Posted by Namir

You'd be surprised how many people go to the ER with things shoved up their butts.

I used to work in the ER x-ray and we saw some weird stuff.

Scissors, flashlights, lightbulbs, toys etc.

The weirdest was an elderly man who came in with a plastic PEAR in his as$.
He wouldn't tell us why or how it got there, only that he wanted it gone.
Later his wife told us he has a history of putting things there.

I wanted to tell him EXIT ONLY! But he wasn't very friendly.

That was hilarious

Originally Posted by Namir

Oh btw, how do I get something other than "Base Member" under my name.

I want to be special. Can I be the ladies lounge assistant moderator?

I've always wondered what goes on in those threads.....

Every 250 posts, your user title will change by forum default(base member --->Enthusiast Member ---->Track member etc). But if you want to change it to a custom text, you have to be a premium member.

I will let sunsational answer your ladies lounge question even though one of the first condition to get inside the ladies lounge is that you have to be a female .

[Namir]

Originally Posted by AK370Z

That was hilarious



Every 250 posts, your user title will change by forum default(base member --->Enthusiast Member ---->Track member etc). But if you want to change it to a custom text, you have to be a premium member.

I will let sunsational answer your ladies lounge question even though one of the first condition to get inside the ladies lounge is that you have to be a female .

Darn... then I guess it will forever remain a mystery.

To me at least.




Oh... and yea the plastic pear? Its one of those dinner table center piece fruit basket things that isn't real fruit. It was plastic fruit. And apparently he thought it would be a good idea to use a pear.
I thought to myself.... he does realize that pears are BIG at one end and skinny at the other... so like an arrow or a fish hook, this thing will go in a lot easier then it will come out.


A surgeon had to remove it with Forceps ( the kind they use to extract babies during birth)
The problem is that during birth the cervix dilates, the anal sphincter..... not so much.


The pear was bloody.

There were pictures, but they are extremely NSFW.. and I don't think it would be legal to put them up here anyway.