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Originally Posted by StLRedrider nothin, i'm such an a-hole. i was out this mornin at work and this little old lady wearing her blue blockers and sportin her walker comes

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Old 09-29-2009, 10:21 PM   #34801 (permalink)
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nothin, i'm such an a-hole. i was out this mornin at work and this little old lady wearing her blue blockers and sportin her walker comes up to where i was working. she had just taken a shower in old person perfume. i had really had bad swamp asss and i was doing everything i possible could to squeeze my asscheeks together but oooooooooop's one gotta away and it was bad, the whole thing was, she never budged or showed any sign of getting blasted by what ever crawled up in me and died, dude i almost lost it
seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down.
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she was less than 2 feet away from me, i'm i going to hell?
Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.
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seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down.
They also have a tendency to "blow it out their azz" as well, my Dad is a prime example.. seems the older you get, the more they just "creep out" with no warning , another reason she probably ignored you
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Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.
she was only about four ft tall so it didn't take much for it to totally blindside her,lol
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The dreaded "SBD"
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yea some of those can peel the wallpaper of the bathroom walls...
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Ha! Reminds me of that Beavis & Butt-head scene.....

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