The 370z Useless Thread (Coors Lite version)

TX_370 · 09-24-2009, 01:24 PM

LMAO! and you thought of that drunk! EPIC!

Caravanshaka · 09-24-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TX_370

LMAO! and you thought of that drunk! EPIC!

and drove to wal-mart that way....luckily it was only 2 miles away, and it was a weekday so no one was on the road. (my friend drove, and he'd only had 2 or 3 beers, I'd had about 6)

Caravanshaka · 09-24-2009, 01:27 PM

I really need to see if I can find pictures...we even posted the directions on how to make it online somewhere, lol.

kdo2milger · 09-24-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka

My favorite was my junior year of college when my friend and I were heading to Baylor University (baptist) for a party with some friends. We were drinking at like 2 am one night and the idea just hit us...went to wal-mart and bought all of our materials and stayed up all night making our costumes.

i got an old hat and set it up backwards and used great-stuff foam to shape it into a Penis head. I also ran some air-line tubing from the tip down through the hat (you'll see why later). After the foam dried it was cut to shape, covered in duct tape, and painted it a skin color. it is now a penis-head that you can wear as a hat, and has a small tube to run fluid trough and out the tip

For the body, I died some white pants and shirt a skin color, and took a purple sharpie and drew veins all over them. For the balls I did the same with a pillowcase, hung it from a belt, and put 2 of those big bouncie balls from wally world in it. To top it all off, I wore a black sport-jacket and called myself a "Corporate Dick".

Now, I'm about 5'9, and my friend is about 6' tall, so he decided he needed to go as a ruler and we'd just walk around together all night. So like 10 sheets of yellow posterboard and a lot of black sharpie pen, some cuts, and some staples, and he's a 6'6" tall ruler, labeled up to 8 inches or something like that.

In the course of the night, I had dozens of women fondle my balls, including a few that were married. I gave out a few pearl necklace's, a few face shots, and a few back shots, I even had a swallower. Keep in mind though, we are on a Baptist universities campus doing this

lmao

i will rep you as soon as my 24 hr freeze is up...

thats some funny **** bro

CrownR426 · 09-24-2009, 01:28 PM

Do you guys miss college days?

Caravanshaka · 09-24-2009, 01:28 PM

^ absolutely...was a great time "growing up" on my own

the real world sucks in comparison

TX_370 · 09-24-2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka

I really need to see if I can find pictures...we even posted the directions on how to make it online somewhere, lol.

kdo2milger · 09-24-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CrownR426

Do you guys miss college days?

i miss the dorm parties...

Trips · 09-24-2009, 01:30 PM

I'm going to wash the z before it get's hotter I'm heading down to Long Beach near the Queen Mary to meet the wife for lunch.

kdo2milger · 09-24-2009, 01:32 PM

nice, have fun...tell the misses we say hi

Caravanshaka · 09-24-2009, 01:32 PM

sounds like a good thing to do while you are sick

TX_370 · 09-24-2009, 01:32 PM

laterz

Trips · 09-24-2009, 01:33 PM

right on! cough! cough!

kdo2milger · 09-24-2009, 01:35 PM

debating with myself whether or not to wash mine now...

calling for 60% but no rain and grounds dry with overcast...

Caravanshaka · 09-24-2009, 01:39 PM

if it rains, just wash it again...

09-24-2009, 01:24 PM	#33076 (permalink)
TX_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 5,389 Drives: American Rep Power: 28	LMAO! and you thought of that drunk! EPIC! __________________ 2009 PW Nissan 370Z with Sports Package

09-24-2009, 01:27 PM	#33078 (permalink)
Caravanshaka I shake Caravans Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: north Dallas Posts: 9,517 Drives: everyone crazy Rep Power: 42	I really need to see if I can find pictures...we even posted the directions on how to make it online somewhere, lol. __________________ ____________________ PROJECT DiaD - Sold but not forgotten! The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that in order to work the penis, the brain must remain whole.

09-24-2009, 01:28 PM	#33080 (permalink)
CrownR426 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Korea Posts: 4,676 Drives: Manual Rep Power: 848	Do you guys miss college days? __________________ Love + Hardwork + Passion RIP SVTRacer

09-24-2009, 01:28 PM	#33081 (permalink)
Caravanshaka I shake Caravans Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: north Dallas Posts: 9,517 Drives: everyone crazy Rep Power: 42	^ absolutely...was a great time "growing up" on my own the real world sucks in comparison __________________ ____________________ PROJECT DiaD - Sold but not forgotten! The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that in order to work the penis, the brain must remain whole.

09-24-2009, 01:30 PM	#33084 (permalink)
Trips Administrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Disneyland, Ca Posts: 8,732 Drives: 🔰 Rep Power: 10	I'm going to wash the z before it get's hotter I'm heading down to Long Beach near the Queen Mary to meet the wife for lunch. __________________

09-24-2009, 01:32 PM	#33085 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 60	nice, have fun...tell the misses we say hi __________________ Project *NISMO*

09-24-2009, 01:32 PM	#33086 (permalink)
Caravanshaka I shake Caravans Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: north Dallas Posts: 9,517 Drives: everyone crazy Rep Power: 42	sounds like a good thing to do while you are sick __________________ ____________________ PROJECT DiaD - Sold but not forgotten! The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that in order to work the penis, the brain must remain whole.

09-24-2009, 01:32 PM	#33087 (permalink)
TX_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 5,389 Drives: American Rep Power: 28	laterz __________________ 2009 PW Nissan 370Z with Sports Package

09-24-2009, 01:33 PM	#33088 (permalink)
Trips Administrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Disneyland, Ca Posts: 8,732 Drives: 🔰 Rep Power: 10	right on! cough! cough! __________________

09-24-2009, 01:35 PM	#33089 (permalink)
kdo2milger OG Priesthood Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fargo, ND Posts: 17,859 Drives: NISMO T Rep Power: 60	debating with myself whether or not to wash mine now... calling for 60% but no rain and grounds dry with overcast... __________________ Project *NISMO*

09-24-2009, 01:39 PM	#33090 (permalink)
Caravanshaka I shake Caravans Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: north Dallas Posts: 9,517 Drives: everyone crazy Rep Power: 42	if it rains, just wash it again... __________________ ____________________ PROJECT DiaD - Sold but not forgotten! The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that in order to work the penis, the brain must remain whole.

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