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Dear State Trooper, Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now and let me go

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Old 06-24-2011, 08:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now and let me go about my day. K Thx...
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Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now and let me go about my day. K Thx...
This made me
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now and let me go about my day. K Thx...
For some reason I can't help but think about the Family Guy episode where Peter finds out he's black.

*Peter gets pulled over*

Cop: Hey, you're that black guy who got all that money right?.
Peter: Yup that's me..
Cop: (Into walkie-talkie) Yeah, we've got a stolen vehicle here..
Peter: What are you talking about, this is my car..
Cop: Suspect's getting beligerent..
Peter: What the hell are you talk....
Cop: Officer Down..
*Cop falls to the ground*

It's and all in one.
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Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now and let me go about my day. K Thx...
Took it to an even higher level? Kudos! Love it! "C"
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Havnt had any cops ever tail me or bother me in my car. Except onces i was pulling out of my neighborhood, cop was turning in, he stops and rolls down his window. goes "Hey is that the new Z?" i go yeah... so he says "that looks awesome, take care man"

boom. found out dude lives in the neighborhood.

but now that i say this, karma will give me a ticket for some stupid reason tonight.
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you should get a license plate that says ** GTFO or LMTFA
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I haven't had any police attn since getting my Black Cherry Z.
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I haven't had any police attn since getting my Black Cherry Z.
shado's black cherry attracts mustang 5.0's usually, they pull over for a violent sex session and then go back on their way... as if nothing happened.
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WHY do you feel the need to tail me?
Is it me...the blonde driving a sports car?
(Get over it. I'm old and I have a boyfriend.)
Or is it...the Z?
(It's a Black Cherry Z. What else ya need to know?)
Signed: LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!
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i was pulling in a parking area the other day, and cut off 2 bicycle policemen... the first one, a guy, drove behind me, the second a girl, stopped, smiled, and said 'sweet' as i passed by. (top down)...
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Dear Mr. Trooper,

... i not good english speaking... tomorrow back japan.
... so, do you like donuts?
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