Dear State Troopers:

windex · 06-24-2011, 08:33 AM

Dear State Trooper,
Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now

and let me go about my day. K Thx...

TX_370 · 06-24-2011, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by windex

Dear State Trooper,
Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now

and let me go about my day. K Thx...

This made me

m4a1mustang · 06-24-2011, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by windex

Dear State Trooper,
Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now

and let me go about my day. K Thx...

For some reason I can't help but think about the Family Guy episode where Peter finds out he's black.

*Peter gets pulled over*

Cop: Hey, you're that black guy who got all that money right?.
Peter: Yup that's me..
Cop: (Into walkie-talkie) Yeah, we've got a stolen vehicle here..
Peter: What are you talking about, this is my car..
Cop: Suspect's getting beligerent..
Peter: What the hell are you talk....
Cop: Officer Down..
*Cop falls to the ground*

It's

and

all in one.

GBPackerFan · 06-24-2011, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by windex

Dear State Trooper,
Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now

and let me go about my day. K Thx...

Took it to an even higher level? Kudos! Love it! "C"

TX_370 · 06-24-2011, 08:41 AM

daisuke149 · 06-24-2011, 09:05 AM

Havnt had any cops ever tail me or bother me in my car. Except onces i was pulling out of my neighborhood, cop was turning in, he stops and rolls down his window. goes "Hey is that the new Z?" i go yeah... so he says "that looks awesome, take care man"

boom. found out dude lives in the neighborhood.

but now that i say this, karma will give me a ticket for some stupid reason tonight.

jayl · 06-24-2011, 09:29 AM

you should get a license plate that says ** GTFO or LMTFA

shadoquad · 06-24-2011, 09:29 AM

I haven't had any police attn since getting my Black Cherry Z.

toxik · 06-24-2011, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

I haven't had any police attn since getting my Black Cherry Z.

shado's black cherry attracts mustang 5.0's usually, they pull over for a violent sex session and then go back on their way... as if nothing happened.

m4a1mustang · 06-24-2011, 09:33 AM

The cops don't want the 'erps.

shadoquad · 06-24-2011, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

The cops don't want the 'erps.

errybody wants the 'erps.

Rone · 06-24-2011, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBPackerFan

WHY do you feel the need to tail me?
Is it me...the blonde driving a sports car?
(Get over it. I'm old and I have a boyfriend.)
Or is it...the Z?
(It's a Black Cherry Z. What else ya need to know?)
Signed: LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!

Dye your hair... Problem solved.

RandyD · 06-24-2011, 10:00 AM

i was pulling in a parking area the other day, and cut off 2 bicycle policemen... the first one, a guy, drove behind me, the second a girl, stopped, smiled, and said 'sweet' as i passed by. (top down)...

kenchan · 06-24-2011, 10:42 AM

Dear Mr. Trooper,

... i not good english speaking... tomorrow back japan.

... so, do you like donuts?

06-24-2011, 08:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
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06-24-2011, 09:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
jayl Track Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: md Posts: 813 Drives: 09 370z base MT Rep Power: 17	you should get a license plate that says GTFO or LMTFA __________________ -Jay**

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m4a1mustang A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern VA Posts: 55,385 Drives: on two wheels Rep Power: 6963	The cops don't want the 'erps. __________________ - Steve Zs & Coffee - Saturdays at 10AM in Fairfax, VA and Columbia, MD (Click the banner!) LIKE us on Facebook!

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06-24-2011, 08:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
windex Enthusiast Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 471 Drives: slow car Rep Power: 16	Dear State Trooper, Yes I'm Young... Yes I'm Black... No I didn't steal the car... No I'm not selling drugs... No I'm not street racing... Now and let me go about my day. K Thx...

06-24-2011, 09:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
daisuke149 My *** is famous! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Alpharetta, GA Posts: 4,849 Drives: 2013 Boss 302 PW Rep Power: 32	Havnt had any cops ever tail me or bother me in my car. Except onces i was pulling out of my neighborhood, cop was turning in, he stops and rolls down his window. goes "Hey is that the new Z?" i go yeah... so he says "that looks awesome, take care man" boom. found out dude lives in the neighborhood. but now that i say this, karma will give me a ticket for some stupid reason tonight.

06-24-2011, 09:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3887	I haven't had any police attn since getting my Black Cherry Z.

06-24-2011, 10:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
RandyD A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Potomac Falls, VA Posts: 2,977 Drives: 2010 370z 7AT Roadst Rep Power: 21	i was pulling in a parking area the other day, and cut off 2 bicycle policemen... the first one, a guy, drove behind me, the second a girl, stopped, smiled, and said 'sweet' as i passed by. (top down)...

06-24-2011, 10:42 AM	#14 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	Dear Mr. Trooper, ... i not good english speaking... tomorrow back japan. ... so, do you like donuts?