McD's


Penthouse or Hustler

PH

Water Ski or Snow Ski

Water Ski

9mm or 45acp

9mm (I have 1 on my hip right-now)


Which is sexier

Stripper look or girl next door look.

Girl next door for sure!

You like your girls petite (ie:Eva Longoria) or amazon chick like (ie: Elle Macpherson)

Petite

Would you rather have a

Crack-whore or a psycho-bitch

Psycho-beotch! (both are crazy! at least the psycho doesn't have an expensive addiction to go with it)

California girl or New York lady?

California girl

A girl that likes to "swing" or a girl that Is extremely prudish during sex

SWING!

bang a high school girl or a girl 60+ years old

While she banging some other dude. I'd rather fvck the prudish girl into submission.

High school girl (the 18 year old senior)

Fvck your best friends girl or his sister

I did do one of my best friends' sister in High school so I would have to say "sister". It was a once a year thing. Whenever I went on vacation with his family. She and I would stay up late and bang after everyone else went to bed. Only on family vaca, never any other time. It was kind of a ritual. I don't think he ever found out either or maybe that's why I haven't heard from him in 5 years.

Have intercourse in the ocean or dirty lake.

Ocean

Awesome sex with an ugly chick or sh!tty sex with a hot chick

Not possible to have good sex with an ugly chick so I pick bad sex with a hot chick. Just another notch on the bed post.

Water or soda

Soda ( only with meals)


Best end of the world

Pandemic or astroid

Asteroid

Mustang or Camaro