brunette

Shaved or strip

Strip (shaved bald every once in a while)


Live on life support for years with a 50% chance of recovery or no life support and let nature take it's course.

50% is pretty good. I would probably take those odds at least for a while.

Did you enjoy high school or College more?

Still in college so I would have to say High school

sky dive or bungee jump

skydive

mosquitoes or ticks

mosquitoes (never had a tick)


Places to meet a girl

laundromat or supermarket

supermarket (buy beer and a cheap date)

bottle water or faucet water

El Supermercado

Skinny or Curvy

Bottled water (it comes in a convenient package)

Marrying a girl you met in

Sleezy rundown bar or crazy cult like church.

Cult ftw - susceptible to brainwash

Android or Iphone

iPhone (that's what I'm using right-now)

What's more embarrassing

Premature ejaculation or being publicly emasculated by a hot chick.

Premature ejac

Dog or cat?

cat

slime or oil

oil

Fried or grilled?

oil. Half the time I'm covered in it when I change my oil anyways.

McD's or Burger King