Watch lesbian pron (just ask mom to turn the other way)

Have your c0ck removed or fingers removed.

fingers removed (robo-hand here i come!)

private pool or lakeside

Lake side

Wake up from a drunk coma find out you had sex with

Your sister or a minor

minor (i mean neither)

eat earth worms or eat rotten squid

Earth worms (assuming they're fresh)

star trek or star wars (ignoring eps. 1-3)

Star wars (even w/ eps 1-3)

Star trek or the Sci FI channel's battlestar galactica

I guess Star Trek being that I have never heard of the other one.

Trip to Vegas or trip to the Bahamas

Bahamas (been to Vegas)

Sex with a

Goat or dog

Goat (I guess :roflpuke2:)

sex with your mom or your father-in-law?

Father-in-law (he's a real strappin guy for his age)


Be raped by a male


Priest or teacher

Priests have better candy.

Cancer-causing and embarrassing body scan, or perverted and intrusive pat-down?

Cancer-causing and embarrassing body scan

Baseball bat in the arse or pencil in the penor hole.

Bat (not much of a choice)

an MMF threesome with your GF and bestfriend or just watching your GF fvck your best friend.

"MMF" seems like I'm the one getting railed from both ends. I will take the watching friend bang GF. (at this point I'm married so any gf I might have would just be some random so I wouldn't really care about her anyways. I would be happy to share her with all my friends. :inoutroflpuke:)


Early morning or late night bang session

Early morning

shoot yourself in the hand or foot