Nestle

Tea

Iced or brewed

ice

whitey tighteys or mans thong.

Whitey tighties

Only woman left on earth has aids

Have sex with her or use the rosy palm method

the rest of your life

have sex

marvel or capcom

marvel


xmen or avengers?

Xmen


Gt500 or ZL1

gt 500 duh :P


sig or glock

glock

hand gun or shot gun

handgun

auto not accurate or semi very accurate

semi very accurate

be an elite member or be a mod for a day.

elite member unless you get paid as a mod.

U-verse or Fios

Fios

Lil Wayne or Birdman

Lil Wayne

Fantastik or 409

409

Year in Prison or Year in Afghanistan

Year in Afghanistan (we found an upside to the "no sex" rule during deployments)


Completly Unplugged for a year or have grown up never having tech your whole life.

never had tech plz!!!

buck teeth or cross eyed

Buck teeth (they can be fixed)

BJ or @n@l

BJ

Having a girlfriend who...

Is bi but never around you or isn't bi

isnt bi. duhh.

steal lemers car or steal wills car.

Steal Lemer's car. Anyone steals my car and I will hunt you down!

Have Eddieconfetti screw your mom or You screw Eddieconfetti's mom

he can screw my mom. shes a bitch :-)

see your dads balls or have your dad see your balls AND LIKE IT

See my dads balls and not like it (sounds like ^ has emotional scars)


Drive a veyron for a day or ride in a fighter jet for an hour.

Drive a Veyron for a day.

Sky dive or bungee jump

sky dive (rather die with a lot of time vs splat on a rock and bounce in the air)

get hacked and all data stolen or get robbed at gun point

Get robbed at gun point. They aren't going to get much but a cell phone and cards which I can cancel.

Papa Johns or Pizza hut

Papa

**** your pants on subway or **** pants on airplane (you have wait till destination to change)

Subway. ( nobody will know with all the other smells there)


Be caught naked by a hotchick when you

Are "examining" yourself or Have swimming pool shrinkage

hot chick. I'm confident she would be impressed. :rofl2:

Cake or icecream

Ice-cream


Peanuts or Cashews

Cashews!

Buy a big house and have no money for toys.
or
Buy a small house and have lots of toys.

Toys ( if you have good toys you won't spend a lot of time in the house)


Football...

College or NFL

College

DD: pogo stick OR unicycle

unicycle

Shop online or in a store

damn good one -
it's easy to piss away money online, so I'll say store. Plus it's more fun to get out - shopping in NYC Soho is always fun.

Iced coffee or Hot coffee?!

I hate coffee but if I have to choose, it's Ice Coffee

Fire Fox or Safari

Hmmm, Firefox cause it has less security bugs than Safari, heh.

illegal 9mm or oz of crack (you just got pulled over ...)

Illegal 9mm (I don't mess with drugs)

Pencil in your penor or penor in your arse?

Pencil in your penor (pain you can recover from)


Trailer park trash whore or scuzzy street walking whore

Trailer park trash (At least she has a bed)

6'4" tall and 350 lbs or 5'2" and 130 lbs

64 350.

be Will for a day or Lemers for a day.