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ranch or bleu cheese

Ranch

Baked potato or fries

Fries

Boiling hot coffee spilted on your crotch or an angry X kicking your crotch.

Angry X (at least I can somewhat avoid any permanent damage.)

Herpes or Syphilis

condom

T-Bone or Ribeye

Ribeye

Summer or Winter

Syphilis (can be cured)


Rock climbing or SCUBA cave diving.

Scuba cave diving sounds like fun.

Prison shower or solitary confinement

solitary. Give me insanity before but rayp

boxing or mma

mma

royce grace or ken shamrock

Did you mean royce gracie? (I'd pick him no WWE :bs:)

Being "pants" at a busy public beach with cold water shrinkage
Or
Friends catching you in the middle of sex with a fattie.

Friends catching you in the middle of sex with a fattie (shrinkage is no bwenooo) and yes i meant "r"oyce gracie...he was a bad mofo! thats when ufc first started before all the commercialization that has overwhelmed it today...

self wash your z or car wash

self wash with no hesitation

soccer or hockey

Self wash (although I will pay at a touch-less and bring my dry towels)


Female mud wrestling or a nightclub cat fight?

female mud hockey

:google: or :gtfo2: