barefoot

cable or satellite

Satelite (hate Comcast with a passion)

Track beast or Car show winner

track beast

prostate exam or STD test

prostate exam (taking one for the team here to keep the thread going)

U.S. Army or AirForce

How can I choose between branches of service that provide for my freedom? :usa:

I'll go with Army, but I love and respect all who serve.

diet coke or coke zero

coke zero (Army is a good choice)

shrimp or crawfish

shrimp

wireless or wired mouse/keyboard

Wireless

Chipotle or moes

Chipotle (never heard of moes)

free weights or machines

Machines (dint get to the gym enough)

When needing to take a really bad sh!t

Use Disgusting toilet or sh!t yourself

Use Disgusting toilet (u aint seen nothing unless u have taken a shit in the dirt in the middle of Iraq and have a black-hawk dust you off while your wiping :facepalm:)

MRE or moldy bread

MRE (as bad as they are you still have a 1 in 100 chance of getting M&M's)


Death by failed parachut or death by getting hit by a vehicle.

death by getting hit by a vehicle (less likely to see it happen, so its quick)

supplements or strictly food

Strictly food (never really know what's in the supplements)


9 weeks of Basic or 9 weeks of jail

9 weeks of Basic (did it 16 yrs ago lol)

OCS or WOCS