Petite

Would you rather have a

Crack-whore or a psycho-bitch

Psycho-beotch! (both are crazy! at least the psycho doesn't have an expensive addiction to go with it)

California girl or New York lady?

California girl

A girl that likes to "swing" or a girl that Is extremely prudish during sex

SWING!

bang a high school girl or a girl 60+ years old

While she banging some other dude. I'd rather fvck the prudish girl into submission.

High school girl (the 18 year old senior)

Fvck your best friends girl or his sister

I did do one of my best friends' sister in High school so I would have to say "sister". It was a once a year thing. Whenever I went on vacation with his family. She and I would stay up late and bang after everyone else went to bed. Only on family vaca, never any other time. It was kind of a ritual. I don't think he ever found out either or maybe that's why I haven't heard from him in 5 years.

Have intercourse in the ocean or dirty lake.

Ocean

Awesome sex with an ugly chick or sh!tty sex with a hot chick

Not possible to have good sex with an ugly chick so I pick bad sex with a hot chick. Just another notch on the bed post.

Water or soda

Soda ( only with meals)


Best end of the world

Pandemic or astroid

Asteroid

Mustang or Camaro

Mustang (GT500)

Flesh light or The Strnager

The Stranger :ugh2:

CAT-5 or Wireless Network

CAT-5

Army or Navy

Neither USMC LOL

50Cal sniper rifle at 2000yards vs Kbar (up close and personal)

Since the USMC is a Department of the NAVY :rofl2: We'll assume your answer is that... :tup: :bowrofl:

.50 cal @ 2000 yards



Desert Eagle or 1911

M-1911


If you were living in Japan for a couple years what would you drive

R32 GTR or S15 Silvia

R32 GTR

ps3 slim or xbox live

ps3

Beam-saber or lightsaber?

Lightsaber (what the F is a beam saber)


Blaster (starwars) or phaser (star trek)

Blaster

Megan Fox or Jessica Alba

Megan Fox ( only cause she's younger and thinks Bay is a Nazi)


Sex in a nasty Port-O-John or go without for 6 weeks

Sex in a nasty Port-O-John

pancakes or frenchtoast

French Toast.

Wakeboard or Water-ski?

Water-ski

banana split or hot fudge sunday

hot fudge sunday (no homo)

Navy Seal or Army Ranger

Navy Seals (killed Osama)


Domino's or Little Ceaser's

Domino's

thin or pan crust

Pan crust

Stuffed crust or regular

Regular

NY style pizza or Chicago style

chicago

Vampire or Werewolf

Lycanthrope


Alien Vs Predator

Predator

Bill and Teds most excellent adventure or Heavy Metal (movies)

Bill and Teds most excellent adventure

Pound puppy or pound purries

Pound puppy (never heard of the other)

chain driven bike or belt driven

chain

Metal or ceramic coffee mug?

ceramic

bottled or canned beer

I don't always drink beer, but when I do it's
Bottled


Niagara Falls or Grand Canyon

Niagra falls

Adams or Zaino

Zaino

ruffles or lays potato chips

Ruffles have ridges

ESPN 1 or 2?