thanks to all taxpayers!
 

I work at a part time government job that requires I drive quite a bit each week. I use my Z and i get reimbursed for mileage.. that means I get to drive thanks to the generosity of each American taxpayer! I just thought I would take a moment to thank each and every one of you personally@:happydance::driving:

You're welcome, can you stop and pick up some milk for me while you're out?

I would like some skittles.

Make that two packs of skittles, and some gum.

Just combine it for me. Put the skittles into the milk, pre chew my gum and get me an empty six pack of Coronita light.

I'd rather drive a company car daily and have them pay for mileage, rather than drive my Z.

I like rentals / company cars so I can park where ever and never wash them.

:-P

yah, pick up some charburgers and cheeze fries for me too. :yum:

Grab me some of that "up dawg"

lol I'll bite.

"What's up dawg?" :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

what are taxes?

have you guys seen the new 370z coming out?

dont know what this thread is about, im confused

http://www.infocarsmodels.com/images...issan-370z.jpg


:D

Your wheels confuse me...



















I kid, I kid. :p

Edit: Damn you, you ninja edited your post and mine is not funny anymore!

edited back to make your joke once again funny!! :tiphat:

Only about half of all Americans are taxpayers. On behalf of that group, you're welcome.

:iagree:


I think everyone on here pays taxes though...Except al. Damn cash business.

Hahaha:tup:

Hahahaha

could use a box of for his and her pleasure jimmy hats.

I hope you're only buying American gas then... ;)

Pick me up some Miata doors while you're out and about. For that matter, super size it for me please.

I also work gov but only get reimbursed for after-hours driving emergencies and stuff. I've considered asking for a car allowance or a company car but not sure how to justify it.

Hell, I may just have them reduce my pay by 400/mo and make that a car allowance so at least I pay less tax on the money I would spend on my car payment. Does that make any sense? lol

^this

This thread is full of win!

If you wouldn't mind picking me up a FI stainless CBE with 18" resonators I'll be sure to hit you back with the moneys I owe you as soon as possible.
Two important things to remember:
1) happytheman always pays his debts, so you know I'm good for it.
2) happytheman knows for a fact that the entire CBE bubble wrapped with care will fit just fine in your Govy-mileage-covered Z!
:tup:

:excited:

I need to move all my furniture into my new house, lmk when you're available. Also grab me some sour starburst on the way. Kthnx!

Glad to see my tax dollars are going to a fuel efficient economy car :tup:

might as well spend your dollars on the government, you'd probably just squander it on foolish things like food and rent anyway

can you grab me a couple of steaks as well k thanks bye :tup:

I thank the tax payers for paying for my "deployments" to such countries as germany, Guam, Crete and other fun locales!

i dont know if im getting screwed or not haha but the govt took a little over 20K out of my checks last year. so i guess you're welcome.

if you are making enough to have 20k taken out of your checks...

you are doing alright! :tup:

haha still a punch in the gut considering i only got 1900 of it back at the end of the year.

you could still send me 3k and not miss it :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

I only get .50 cents a mile so I feel you taxpayers are a bit stingy..;)

Where are my skittles?

I work gov as well and only get .50c/mi and it doesn't add up to the gas and wear/tear on the Z.

I will chime in and say I'd like a box of junior mints please. The big box!

:iagree: :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

oK i GIVE UP I was practicing to be a troll and just cant seem to get a rise out on anyone!!:icon18:

Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.....

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you can't out troll a troll..