Worst porn intro I've ever seen (Safe)
 

I mean, wow. Horrible. Don't stop it just because it's bad, watch it all.

Lol, that's the craziest intro ever. The transition to the actual porn part is so off the wall I can't believe it.

did he just have sex with the rubber snake?

bwaahaha! that was awful

w t f

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Is that Crash? :icon17:

he says welcome to america yet he has a canada shirt on. hahaha

That was crash's first starring roll :D

Is Crash afraid of snakes? Hmm...

wow..just wow! :wtf2:

That really is just too funny... He fights off a snake and is thinking "Now's my opening for this badass pick up line!"

I just found this thread again, and this still cracks me up.

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Painful... almost a waste of 2 minutes but I'm somehow glad I watched it.

This is absolutely hilarious :icon17:. BTW, is it me or that garden snake was bigger than Anaconda? :icon14:

hahahaha

hahahahahah

the rest of the vid?:ughdance:

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I wonder if that guy does his own stunts...

Actually, all pornography is awful; it exploits one of the most beautiful aspects of being human, physical love ("eros") between a man and a woman. Our bodies were not created to be exploited, whether in pornography, forced labor, or even the "Miss Universe" or "Miss World" or Miss Whatever Pageant. They all boil down to making money off of exploiting others, even if they did it out of their own volition. What I'm asserting here is easier to understand if you think in terms of your daughter(s), sister(s), mother, cousin(s) and other females in your family.

Where's Crash.... :wtf2:

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Sorry you feel that way...


I fap as often as I can.. and without porn.. i'm just not going to get there

Kuuuummmmbaya my Looorrrrrd, Kuuuummmmbaya........

where would mankind be without porn!

imagine a world with out it...

<shivers> oh that makes me feel bad...:shakes head:

The lord doesn't approve of that kdo, haleluya

if the lord didnt approve of it then it wouldnt damn well exist now would it! :mad:

Kdo, enlightenment is the best gift one could give
PM me your address so I can mail you the lords book.

ha!

i got a f-in Quran for YOU buddy!!!

Haleluya brother kdo, haleluya

i hate you :mad: and religion

inm fapppinggd rgith now!!1!@


exscuse the typprs, onry hve 1 hand

That's not the way to talk, kdo

let god inspire you to enlightment and whatever else these preachers say

i watched this porn one time with preachers and nuns :bowrofl:

it was funny!!!

That's all I think about ... all I think about.

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wtff!