douche in a lambo.
 

So me and the wife are taking a Sunday drive in the Z when a lambo gallardo is up ahead of me at the light. Me and the wife are like kool, a lambo. Well I normally move briskly on the road so without instigation I began accelerating up the road. It seems the lambo driver notices me catching up so he starts moving quick as well. I didn't think anything of it at first. I just thought he was moving quick for the same reason as I. Then i notice that he would slow down whenever I slowed down and speed when I speed up. He was trying to agg me into some kind of stupid race... what an idiot.
He was really pissing me off and I knew that the upcoming road was crappy. Too crappy for a lambo but not crappy enough for my Z. I knew if I played into his game I can make him feel like an idiot. Not cuz my car was faster... I just know those roads and know a lambos weakness.
I decided instead to just turn into a Sonic and buy my wife an ice cream. Why give a bad name to Z drivers. All I'm sayin is you gotta be one rich effin loser with micro penis syndrome to be driving around in a 200k+ car and looking for races with 36k sports cars.

Honestly, what other kind of person would buy a Lambo but a douche?

If money was absolutely no object I still wouldn't spend 200k on a car that screams 'hey everyone look at me I need attention'

Money can buy a lot of things, but it cannot buy class or brains...

Similar thing happened to me on the road the other day.. I was with my GF and saw a black Gallardo up ahead.. It was some old guy accompanied by his grandson maybe (little boy on the passenger's seat)..

So, I was cruising normally and past by him probably at around 40mph and then a car crossed into my lane so I downshifted to speed down a little bit... A combination of my exhaust setup + Synchro-Rev made the guy understood I was ready to go so he just stepped on it like he stole it and off he went..

My GF and I just looked at each other with a big :wtf: face...

Don't get me started :icon17:

That was me and my wifes reaction. Actually she's the one that vocalized the fact of what he was doing.

eh, it happens.

Oh I dunno... seems like a lot of assumptions here. Are there douches out there that drive supercars and think their poop don't stink? Sure. But I know personally that I have had a lot of instances where I get a thumbs up from people in cars like that and we step on the gas together and have a bit of fun. Happens quite a bit actually :rolleyes:

Doesn't mean your assumption wasn't legit... it's just that. An assumption. And if money absolutely was no object, you bet I would buy a damn supercar. And in a bright color too. And you're lying your nuts off if you claim you would do any different.

Id buy a supercar in a heartbeat. But you gotta admit. The lambo is quite the cliché. I would rock an alfa competizone or a 458 italia in a heartbeat. I also love the R8 and GT-R. A douche is a douche though n I'm callin that punk out as a douche. Lol.

Anybody with a car can be a douche... regardless, I marvel at the McLaren MP4-12c, or Porsche Carrera GT, and 458 Italia (off the top of my head). :D

There's far more douches driving Mustangs and Camaros, and they act like they have a major chip on their shoulder.

If I had the spare money, I would definitely buy a lamborhgini just to see how many cars try to race me. It seems like the dude was just trying to have some fun. What fun is driving slow with 500+hp under the hood?

It's not just the supercars, last night, while driving my gf home from the airport a c6 corvette pulls up beside. While doing 70 on the highway, he matched me in the lane next to me, then took off about 20ft...then slowed to match me again. Then did it again. My girl and I looked at each other and continued our conversation. He tried once more to get me going but it felt so immature.

You know you guys do it when a lesser car comes up quickly behind you. All of us have our moments of douchiness. :D

Just try not to make it the norm and you'll be good. :tup:

not all people driving super cars are douches...

I saw a Koenigsegg CCR near Universal Autosports (might have been their car), and the guy gave me a thumbs up. I was pretty happy.

Sounds like he was just tryin to have some 4 wheeled fun. You could have saved some money and just bought a Prius.