Post your best prank.

Cmike2780 · 04-01-2011, 03:01 PM

In honor of all fellow Justin Bieber fans, how about we share some of our best pranks of the past, present and future. There are similar threads about this already, but I didn't want to resurrect a 3 year old thread.

Here's my contribution from the past:

Back in the college dorms, a couple of my friends got caught shoplifting a sandwhich from a Stop & Shop supermarket. One of them, Joe, was dumb enough to show the Police Officer his fake ID instead of his real one. Needless to say, Joe spent a night in jail until we bailed him out. The next day, I decided to use my voice recorder, slowed it down and called his answering machine.

Basically told him:

"This is Agent Mulder of the FBI, and we have a warrant for your arrest for one count of forge instrument and theft. A team will be sent to issue a search warrant of you dorm this afternoon. Please do not leave the premises."

As a connoisseur of tetra hydro cannabinol, lets just say Joe had several "hydraulic smoke filtration instruments," including a 4-footer name Ralph Wiggum. In a span of 10 minutes he took down all his Bob Marley and black light posters, most of his clothes, "instruments" and moved them all into a friend's dorm room next door. I have no idea why he moved his clothes, but the room was pretty much empty. He was pretty much bugging out at this point. He played the message a few more times and looked like he was about to hurl. He called his parents to tell them he was being charged, but I had to stop him and tell him it was a joke after he started crying.

He took it pretty well and he got me back by placing 12 opened cans of tuna under my bed. It was there for a good two weeks. Most freshmen dorms smell like tuna anyways.

daisuke149 · 04-01-2011, 05:02 PM

mine was with my dad. he likes to grow things like tomato's, peppers, etc on the back deck. He also "tries" to grow watermelons, but none has gotten larger than like 4-5" (aka non edible)

So i went to kroger (grocery store) at 3 am and picked out the smallest watermelon i could (around 9") and snuck it onto the deck and kinda hid it in the thickest part of the watermelon vines. next day I hear my dad all happy and talking and chatting. he had told my mom to go look at his amazing watermelon, he called up my sister in England, he called up his brothers, his sisters, he called the neighbor telling them he will bring some of it over.

Finally when he brought me out to look at it, i reached down, pretended to tear it off and you could hear him screaming at me.

I calmly flipped it over and showed him the kroger sticker :-D

buahaha.

TreeSemdyZee · 04-01-2011, 07:50 PM

Back in the 70s when the gas crisis hit and people started keeping track of their mileage, a friend of my dad messed with his neighbor.

The neighbor was extremely anal about checking his mileage, so my dad's buddy started sneaking over every night and siphoning off a little gas. Of course, by the end of the tank, his mileage had gone to crap. After the guy got all worried, he changed his nightly sneaking by going over and putting the gas that he'd siphoned out back in so the guy's mileage started going through the roof. The guy was completely baffled.

04-01-2011, 03:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 29	Post your best prank. In honor of all fellow Justin Bieber fans, how about we share some of our best pranks of the past, present and future. There are similar threads about this already, but I didn't want to resurrect a 3 year old thread. Here's my contribution from the past: Back in the college dorms, a couple of my friends got caught shoplifting a sandwhich from a Stop & Shop supermarket. One of them, Joe, was dumb enough to show the Police Officer his fake ID instead of his real one. Needless to say, Joe spent a night in jail until we bailed him out. The next day, I decided to use my voice recorder, slowed it down and called his answering machine. Basically told him: "This is Agent Mulder of the FBI, and we have a warrant for your arrest for one count of forge instrument and theft. A team will be sent to issue a search warrant of you dorm this afternoon. Please do not leave the premises." As a connoisseur of tetra hydro cannabinol, lets just say Joe had several "hydraulic smoke filtration instruments," including a 4-footer name Ralph Wiggum. In a span of 10 minutes he took down all his Bob Marley and black light posters, most of his clothes, "instruments" and moved them all into a friend's dorm room next door. I have no idea why he moved his clothes, but the room was pretty much empty. He was pretty much bugging out at this point. He played the message a few more times and looked like he was about to hurl. He called his parents to tell them he was being charged, but I had to stop him and tell him it was a joke after he started crying. He took it pretty well and he got me back by placing 12 opened cans of tuna under my bed. It was there for a good two weeks. Most freshmen dorms smell like tuna anyways. __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

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04-01-2011, 05:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
daisuke149 My *** is famous! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Alpharetta, GA Posts: 4,849 Drives: 2013 Boss 302 PW Rep Power: 31	mine was with my dad. he likes to grow things like tomato's, peppers, etc on the back deck. He also "tries" to grow watermelons, but none has gotten larger than like 4-5" (aka non edible) So i went to kroger (grocery store) at 3 am and picked out the smallest watermelon i could (around 9") and snuck it onto the deck and kinda hid it in the thickest part of the watermelon vines. next day I hear my dad all happy and talking and chatting. he had told my mom to go look at his amazing watermelon, he called up my sister in England, he called up his brothers, his sisters, he called the neighbor telling them he will bring some of it over. Finally when he brought me out to look at it, i reached down, pretended to tear it off and you could hear him screaming at me. I calmly flipped it over and showed him the kroger sticker :-D buahaha.

04-01-2011, 07:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
TreeSemdyZee Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kentuck-IANA Age: 60 Posts: 4,885 Drives: '09 370 & ‘14 Juke Rep Power: 27408	Back in the 70s when the gas crisis hit and people started keeping track of their mileage, a friend of my dad messed with his neighbor. The neighbor was extremely anal about checking his mileage, so my dad's buddy started sneaking over every night and siphoning off a little gas. Of course, by the end of the tank, his mileage had gone to crap. After the guy got all worried, he changed his nightly sneaking by going over and putting the gas that he'd siphoned out back in so the guy's mileage started going through the roof. The guy was completely baffled.